bitwize commented on New Sonic Unleashed Trailer

"I said it before, I'll say it again."

bitwize commented on Mega-Man vs. Concrete Man, Tornado Man, Magma Man

"@Saint Anima: I'm kind of hoping he has a gruff voice and says "Koko desu ka?""

bitwize commented on Mega Man 9 Intro Does The Time Warp Again

"The Chun Li reference drop rocked my face."

bitwize commented on Celebrity Sports Showdown In The Creepy Flesh

"Trying to guess who they're supposed to be without looking at the roster is probably the most fun I'd ever have with this game."

bitwize commented on Tomb Raider's Underworld

"Good to see a Lara model with a bit more athleticism and muscle."

bitwize commented on Rare: Shut Up, Kameo And PDZ Sold A Ton

"Kameo was the perfect 360 launch title: A game featuring a sexy fairy mascot used by videocard companies to show off their realistic, erm, "bump maps"."

bitwize commented on GameTap Launches American McGee's Grimm

"@Tenth: One of the things to remember about American McGee is that he is not to blame if it sucks."

bitwize commented on Kirby's Back And Not As Pissed In Kirby Super Star Ultra's Box Art

"This is the image I get in my head when I see these mean-eyed Kirbys: Nintendo execs are meeting with a rep from their American PR firm, who is showing a poster of the next Kirby game, with the cute bubbly puffball Kirby. PR jerk: "This will never fly in the American market."

bitwize commented on No Gravity Doesn't Deliver on Description

"I have two words: FUCK YES. 360-degree space shooter a la Terminal Velocity with a soundtrack Mizuguchi would love, and this is not awesome exactly how?"

bitwize commented on First Official Metal Gear Solid 4 Review

"One: Raiden is a pussy; he's supposed to be."