avgbear commented on Soul Calibur 4 To Disregard Canon On July 29

"I really only have one problem iwth this- shouldn't a lightsaber cut through a sword, or any material without an energy shield? Oh, wait."

avgbear commented on Iron Chef Host Says "Kotaku", Announces Game

"Iron Chef America."

avgbear commented on Apple Probably Not As Keen On Gaming As You Think

"I've been an Apple user since about 1985, and I can tell you that if Apple has any interest in gaming, it's only porting old cartridges to iPod and iPhone. THAT'S IT."

avgbear commented on Five Amazing, Foul-Mouthed Gaming Temper Tantrums

"I like when he pussy-slaps the TV."

avgbear commented on Hasbro Readies Risk: Black Ops

"Maybe now my friends and I can play a game without getting too drunk before anyone wins."

avgbear commented on Jamzy Kicks It Up A Notch

"Wow, you sliced an X through your hair and colored the void with a green magic marker."

avgbear commented on Chair Snags Rights To Ender's Game

"Cool."

avgbear commented on The Live Outage Poll

"If working fine means I'm not prevented from experiencing the regular deluge of elitist assholes, racists and hatemongers, then yes, LIVE is working just fine."

avgbear commented on Ban Kids From Games Til They're Seven?

"Huh."

avgbear commented on Steampunk LEGO TIE Fighter Beats the Crap Out of X-Wing, Shows Amazing Vision of Star Wars Universe

"Shit yeah!"

avgbear commented on Ace Bayou Rolls Out New Gaming Rocker

"Can I just have a $50 gaming chair that doesn't hurt my back?"

avgbear commented on Early Dragonball Movie Images

"Apparently all you need to make a dragonball movie is hair gel."

avgbear commented on Excite Your Office Colleagues With A Wii Whiteboard Marker

"That is so f** cool."

avgbear commented on Nintendo Want DS To Live Forever

"Considering that the DS is really just a super Game Boy, I'd say they've got a good start."

avgbear commented on Wii, Ladies, No Shirts

"Man, at first I was like, "Well this is stupid." No, it's pretty good."

avgbear commented on Kane & Lynch Site Drops Five Star "Reviews"

"Boy these guys really know how to win over the gamers."

avgbear commented on Turok Multiplayer - A Knifeman Triumphant

"Wow, that third-to-first person transition after climbing up the ladder was awful."

avgbear commented on PS3 Wins November In Japan

"Despite the poor game selection and bad marketing, it will eventually catch 360 in numbers. Really?"