It truly is the age of the rhythm game. I wonder how many years will pass before the last knockoff games have made it to market.
How many more "stories" about these sackboy models are there going to be?
These are hilarious. If you can't laugh at this kind of thing, please go to eBay and bid on a sense of humor.
Midway ruined themselves by pushing shovelware for the last 10 years. This should come as a surprise to no one.
HAY GUIZE SHE HAS TITTIES OMG LETS POST

i heer girlz r kewl

God damn, why do people have to bring their demographic qualities into internet gaming, which has the distinction of being one of the few means of human interaction where you DO NOT HAVE TO IDENTIFY WITH A DEMOGRAPHIC.

Seriously, leave your real world problems in the real world and play some games. Mute works wonders for ignorant preteens.

@jasoncourt: lol cuz the wii is for babies amirite?

I hereby nominate jasoncourt for edgiest forum poster!

@Herman: It is as easy as it can be, really. It's like following a recipe. You need no knowledge going into it; you just get the required ingredients and follow directions.
@VakeroRokero: Absolutely correct. The only common reason anyone has for wanting functional flash carts on the DSi is piracy. Nintendo is legitimizing homebrew software distribution through the DSi store.
@Ike_Skelton: What? Is your post comprehendable? Is your, comprehendable? How would you know, that a grammatical train wreck could be your, post's fate?
I wonder if MS really thinks they can ever do business with the Chinese. They should just deactivate the nation's pirated copies and depart.
@sethshazam: Yeah, a cool, mature gamer like you can't enjoy a console if you don't like the types of games that sell well for it. Stick it to the N-man!
Total War is such a fantastic series. If only they could get some better performance out of their games. Medieval II brought my rather modern system to its knees.
Chun Li apparently only tans her bottom half.

Did anyone else notice the difference in skin color?

What's with all these articles that are only nominally related to gaming? I'm sick of seeing articles that are clearly meant to produce dozens of comments along the lines of "omg bewbz".

I know most of Kotaku's readership is prepubescent, but do you really have to cater to them?

Oh, EverQuest, how many years it has been since you were a good game!
See how important that so-called "hardcore gamer" market that spends so much time eschewing the Wii is?
Why is Gizmodo so afflicted with self-promoted PC police? Loosen up.
@wocyob: I'd be surprised if anyone, especially you, knew what the hell you were trying to say.
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