<![CDATA[Comments from Wookiee1]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Wookiee1]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Tecmo Employees Sue Tecmo (Tecmo Seems Fucked)]]> Good riddance. Bunch of dirty xbots.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Mega Man 9 Rated, Surely Coming]]> Megaman & Bass is Megaman 9.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on USB HDD on Nintendo Horizon?]]> Does the thing even have a USB port? I'll be pissed if it has to use a proprietary cord like my ipod does.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Leonardo DiCaprio to Star in Atari Movie?]]> My first thought: "OH GOD NO!"
My second thought: "Better him than Orlando Bloom."

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Video Game Cosplay Record Brutally Beaten]]> I never understood why they introduced Toadette. Fungus don't have gender!

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Venetica: Become The Daughter Of Death]]> Well, I'm intrigued. Apart from Grim Fandango and Prachett's work, this concept hasn't been explored much.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Capcom Looks Into Crystal Ball, Makes Resident Evil 5 Sales Prediction]]> Dante Alighieri, that is. Not Dante Sparda.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Capcom Looks Into Crystal Ball, Makes Resident Evil 5 Sales Prediction]]> According to Dante, those who attempt to predict the future will be doomed to walk in circles with their heads on backwards for eternity.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Thompson Sanctions Hearing Set For June 4]]> Is gamepolitics still down?

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Microsoft Explains "Gaywood" Ban]]> All I can say is Thank St. Isidore I'm a PC and PS3 fanboy.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Judge Says Jack Thompson Guilty Of Misconduct During GTA, Bully Trials]]> [i238.photobucket.com]

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Golden Axe: Beast Rider First Look]]> Ah,yes. Tyris. My heartthrob back when I was 8. I daydreamed about threesomes with her and Blaze from Streets of Rage.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Curvy Japanese Bikini Lady Shows Us Bape Nintendo DS]]> Try looking at some of the galleries @ Destructoid. Some girls love touching their hardware!

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Acquisitions Cause $454 Million In Losses For EA In Fiscal 08]]> What doest this have to do with the 1st Battle of Endor?

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Muzyka: Mass Effect Sex Scene Validates Games As Art]]> I say video games achieved the art qualification when Final Fantasy 1 came out.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Classical Gaming: A Roman Retrospective]]> I've always been a fan of Marcus Aurelius and Hannibal Barca.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on This Coffee Table Thinks It's An NES Controller]]> Really pretty lady too.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Let's Learn About Metal Gear!]]> @excel_excel:
You're thinking of Wolfenstein 3d. There were Wolfenstein games before it, that involved avoiding the guards and occasionally disguising yourself as one. At one point, the character stumbles on Eva's journal. XD

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Let's Learn About Metal Gear!]]> Although Kojima was a newbie game designer, he was trained in film making, and it really shows in the numerous homages to 80's action movies and ridiculously complex story lines.

Some have accused him of directly ripping off Snake Plissken. But, to be fair Snake Plissken was based off Armitage from Neuromancer.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Lord of the Rings: Conquest Gallery]]> Dibs on the Nirnaeth Arnoediad

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on id Software Begins Production on Doom 4]]> I say, old Chap! Perhaps we should stick our jolly old Winchesters in the boot of my lorry and go on holiday! The Missus will have tea and scones prepared when we get back with some fox pelts.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on id Software Begins Production on Doom 4]]> The Universe is Toast was supposed to come out in '92. Keen 1-5 are still available via Steam. And Tom Hall has often stated he'd get started on the next Keen as soon as he gets creative rights back.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on id Software Begins Production on Doom 4]]> Doom is good, but I'd prefer they resurrect Commander Keen.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on NVIDIA Dumbing Down Their Product Line]]> Does this just mean the advertising and product descriptions will be in laymen's terms?

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Spielberg Afraid of Over-The-Top Game Violence]]> Temple of Doom is a great movie, but it's not as good as the other two Indy movies, IMHO.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Take-Two Boss Claims GTA IV Is Glitch Free]]> It's not just a river in Egypt...

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Japanese Game Movie Adaptations Are Crappy, Too!]]> They got Parasite Eve right. Although the movie and game were nothing like the original book.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Portal After Dark]]> Can anyone translate the page? My acrylic is a little rusty.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Portal After Dark]]> @iamcool388:

That's rule #34

[www.encyclopediadramatica.com]

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on GTA Multiplayer: Wait, I'm a Zombie?]]> Were they caught sploiting?

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on G4: Video of Force Unleashed for Wii, Duel Mode]]> @huginn:
Are you referring to Darth Zannah?

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on G4: Video of Force Unleashed for Wii, Duel Mode]]> Asajj only has one? WTF?

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on GTA IV Lockup Solution: Disabling PSN?]]> Who in their right mind would trust tech support from Something Awful?

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Valve Would So Love To Make A Kids Game For The Wii]]> Maybe the Commander Keen anthology on wii?

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on GTA IV Thief Gets Some Local News Air Time]]> On CNN earlier, the anchors said flat-out "Gee I had no idea gamers were above 30." Silly adults still don't know we've skillfully infiltrated their ranks.

Also, that CNN tech correspondent is really cute.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented]]> See-through pants and camel toe? I hope this takes place long enough after 3 so she's 18.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Soulcalibur IV Screens: Talim, Rock & Yoshimitsu In Action]]> Why bring back Rock? All other characters, even Astaroth can run rings around him. They should have dumped him off the roster and gave his place to Bangoo. I've always liked Talim, but I can't say I care for the headdress/bonnet thing. And the Yo-man is looking great, as always. They seem to be evoking his Tekken look.

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on GTA IV Thief Gets Some Local News Air Time]]> A couple GTA thieves were caught here in the Twin Cities too. Way to give gamers a bad name and censorcrats more ammo, a-holes!

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on GTA IV Multiplayer Impressions: What You Should Play First, Last And For Forever]]>

[www.gamepolitics.com]

OMG...

]]> <![CDATA[Wookiee1 commented on Guardian Warns Politicians, Columnists: Gamers Are Taking Over, Deal With It]]> How do we go about nominating this guy for a Pulitzer, or the UK equivalent?

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