Well maybe if you weren't so cute, I wouldn't have to grope you. So you go stand in your corner and think about that, mister.
Unfortunately, we're going to thank you with groping.
Or maybe that is fortunate. It's about 50/50 I think.
-grope grope grope-
ALL HAIL THE CLOUD!
....I wonder how many will get that reference.
His Jecht cosplay...hot damn!
The gays and women thank you, Brian!
Wow, they avoided Uncanny Valley. Impressive.
Finally hot guys cosplaying instead of girls.
Wow they really have a hard on for the Stealth genre.
If you could play the game at this size, I'd sooo buy it.
Yeah. Nintendo can handle online play...they just can't handle it well. Even in Pokemon.
"We disagree."
"That's it!? We disagree?!"
"Well I'm not going to say we AGREE! That's how I lost my first ten cases."
"That's it!? We disagree?!"
"Well I'm not going to say we AGREE! That's how I lost my first ten cases."
No no, he can be wearing slacks.
Only you look in his shirt instead of up her skirt.
I don't know a 38 year old who uses "Bro". I don't know a 28 year old that uses "Bro". I don't know an 18 year old that uses "Bro".
OH! Okay, no, yeah, you're definitely right about that. Well I mean even if you meant SSBB was bad you would still be right, you can have an opinion...-sigh- You know what I mean.
Oh those silly Asians!
Make a version for ladies/gay men and I'll buy it. Come on. School boys are hoooot.
I like that one guy!
Right, because that was a bad game...? =/
Why you gotta insult the hard working cart pushers?
Let's just agree that he should not have any job because there is no doubt he will crash and burn at it.
"They pretty much ruined me in the past 24 hours."
No. You ruined yourself in the past 24 hours because you were absolutely appalling to a customer and made the company you were representing lose business. People have already ranked the Avenger controller so low just because of you. You did LITERALLY the opposite of what a PR rep is supposed to do.
When I have a bad day at work, I may be a little mean, and have a high temper. That's normal. What's not normal is belittling your customers by insulting them in such a truly appalling manner.
"Welcome to the Internet ? Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up. Grow up you look like a complete child bro."
Spoken like a true asshole, Paul. I applaud you.
Geico has made fun of you, Paul. You see this tweet? [twitter.com] Yeah, they're mocking you. Other corporations are mocking you. The internet is mocking you. Everyone is mocking you.
And they're not doing it because you had a bad day and showed poor customer service skills. They're doing it because you're an absolute jerk bullied a customer. But bullying becomes mean and nasty and you want it to go away once you get a taste of your own medicine, right Paul?
No, you don't deserve death threats. But you do deserve to have your wonderful job skills displayed all over the internet.
You admitted that you wanted all the publicity you could get.
Well guess what motherfucker, you got it, so stop complaining. Have fun working at McDonald's, because no one will ever want you to be their PR rep after this, and I seriously doubt you can do anything else. If you can't talk to a customer correctly, I think flipping a burger will be just the challenge you need.
