Vanguarde commented on Famitsu Boss Says PS3 Penetration Will Accelerate

"This is the same thing teenage boys promise their teenage virgin girlfriends when they start to feel it hurt. Honestly, this is the tamest joke I could think of. Sony needs to say 'penetration' more."

Vanguarde commented on Interview: The Winning G.I.R.L.

"Wow, no one has said 'I'd hit it' or 'I want to tap that' yet? Shame on you my fellow Kotaku sexists!"

Vanguarde commented on Hands-On With Fable II, Molyneux's "Biggest" Game

"Peter has said this about every game he has made."

Vanguarde commented on Sony's "Fat Princess" Makes Internet Upset

"Hey morons - being OBESE is NOT NORMAL. If this game makes people feel ashamed for being obese all the better."

Vanguarde commented on Iwata So Very Very Sorry For Nintendo's E3 Presser

"He can say sorry all the fuck he wants AS LONG AS HE PRODUCES THE GAMES TO BACK IT UP. If not this guy needs to go commit suicide."

Vanguarde commented on SEGA's President Casually Mentions Resident Evil 5's Wii Release

"Oh good!"

Vanguarde commented on Nintendo's Reggie Would Love To See "Bottoms-Up" Wii GTA

"As long as I can use my Mii in the game, it's all good. And um.."

Vanguarde commented on Third-Party Devs Kept In Dark Over Wii MotionPlus

"Nintendo has really never cared about third party companies and has gone on record many times saying they would not mind just making the console and being the only one to make games for it. As long as Nintendo is making profit from the Wii itself, it's own games, and gimmick attachments like the WiiMotion Plus they will continue care less about third party games and will continue it's public stance of 'oh yea, we love third parties!' Seems to me their true colors has shown again with this WiiMotion Plus fiasco."

Vanguarde commented on Fat Princess, On PSN, Could Be Our GOTS

"No purchase unless there is nudity."

Vanguarde commented on Wii Sports 2 Demonstration (With Bonus Pricing Info)

"@JauntyHat: Cammie either is: A: A Robot. or B: Lesbian. but wait! C: Needs a real man in bed - badly. Or she could just have no fucking clue what video games are and is doing what she is told via an earpiece. @Tycoonalex1337: Yes."