Draconis commented on Honda Asimo Does Detroit: Bigger, Longer And More Uncut

"Not bad, but can this Asimo walk up a set of stairs without busting its ass?"

Draconis commented on Gale Harold Tries, Fails To Sell Pontiac Azteks

""Are we swingers?" "Definitely!" Any time spent filming this ad probably would've been better spent swinging the swinging lifestyle with other swingers."

Draconis commented on GTA's Lazlow discusses IV on Radio

"@Islandkiwi: NAAAAAAHT FUNNY"

Draconis commented on MK v DC Has Little Blood, NO FATALITIES?

"Um...Why is this happening, again?"

Draconis commented on Sonic Unleased Not Connected to Those Shit Sonic Games

"First Sega wanted to bring Sonic to the next generation with Sonic Next, but the game ended up getting lacerated by damn near every critic in the gaming press. Then Sega decided that 2.5D stuff in the Sonic Rivals games for the PSP was received decently and would probably work well for Sonic Unleashed, but any mere mention of anything having to do with werewolves has already scared people away. They just can't catch a break, can they?"

Draconis commented on The Horror: Puma Tetris Shoes

"The only thing louder than these shoes is me screaming whenever the I block shows up too late. @TOWER_JUNKIE: At least no one with any sense of actual taste would want to beat the shit out of you to steal them."

Draconis commented on Team Ninja Reacts to Kanagawa Rampage

"Those were respectable statements to make and a good point of view on the situation was expressed."

Draconis commented on Lucky Star To Get Shit-Faced With

"Kuroi is hot."

Draconis commented on The Syndicate Games That Never Were

"The Syndicate PS2 concept art very much has a Western cartoon style to it."

Draconis commented on New PS3 Firmware Allows PS2 Game HDD Installation [Update]

"This story and the following update is equivalent to a textbook case of blue balls."

Draconis commented on Hudson Bringing Tetris to WiiWare

"@Nullzero: The Tetrisconcept Wiki has everything you would want to know about T-Spins, among other things."

Draconis commented on Hudson Bringing Tetris to WiiWare

"@MarquisMark: That form of Tetris co-op play has actually been around for some time in another Tetris game, where it was called Doubles Mode. Looks like it would take some good timing and teamwork on both sides, especially when the game speeds up."

Draconis commented on Dawn Of War 2 To Be Unveiled Next Month?

"I read somewhere that if the devs of the current DoW games were to ever make a Dawn of War game featuring Tyranids, they were going to save their appearance for an engine that would show them off the best."

Draconis commented on Taito Brings Space Invaders To Wii, Lets *You* Be The Invader

"It's about time we get a chance to bring down Squiggly Lines of Death."

Draconis commented on Orange Box Broken Up On April 9

"Good."

Draconis commented on If Echochrome Only Had Afros...

"Somehow, the use of afros would make Echochrome so much better."

Draconis commented on The Gradius III Vic Viper Is A Sexy Space Fighter Option

"I never buy model kits, but this could be my first."

Draconis commented on Dexter's Murderous, Forensic Fun Comes To Consoles

"Dexter getting adapted into some Licensed Schlock won't change the greatness of the show itself."