Allfather Black commented on Wii Fit Frightens, Confuses Anderson Cooper

"AHAHAHA..."

Allfather Black commented on Spore's Organic Fruit Fucker in Motion

"I never thought I'd have to say this again... But that there's a crotch-mouth (SEE; Teeth movie)"

Allfather Black commented on EA Brings Back Family Game Night

"Oh god damn it."

Allfather Black commented on Sega Looking into Maraca Sleeves for Samba De Amigo Wii

"Its good to see the Monkey Shines monkey has found work again"

Allfather Black commented on Bayonetta Sells Itself In 36 Seconds

"@horsekateer: And thank you, I concur."

Allfather Black commented on Bayonetta Sells Itself In 36 Seconds

"You are all forgetting something (though I may be wrong about this and please correct me if I am); they are SEGA properties."

Allfather Black commented on Curvy Japanese Bikini Lady Shows Us Bape Nintendo DS

"she's very attractive as well as kind of creepy."

Allfather Black commented on Niko and Vlad on Saturday Night Live

"saved by the photo below that horrible video."

Allfather Black commented on Late Late Show Rants Rationally On GTA IV

"part of being an adult is learning to balance video games and online porn."

Allfather Black commented on Two Brothers Meditating Upon Questions of Pac-Man

"Ahhahahah that's freakin' gold."

Allfather Black commented on How Are You Preparing for GTA IV's Arrival?

"I made the mistake of renting Bully: Scholarship Edition."

Allfather Black commented on Arcana Heart Review: Fatal Fists Of Female Fury

"Atlus' Motto: "If its awesome and no one knows about it, its because we touched it.""

Allfather Black commented on Microsoft's Signature Erasing Rampage Continues

"From Internal Microsoft memo: "STOP FUCKING DOING THAT IDIOTS""

Allfather Black commented on Watch As K.K. Slider Sings Open The Gates Of Hell

"NEWS FLASH! Playing multiple sources of noise over each other sounds displeasing! I love Kotaku, and this is the first time Ive said this: This article blows and isnt worth the 1's and 0's being processed to render it."

Allfather Black commented on Microsoft Didn't Back The Wrong Format Horse, Yo

"But yea he's right theyve clearly been backing digital forever."

Allfather Black commented on Microsoft Didn't Back The Wrong Format Horse, Yo

"*clap clap* way to turn it!"

Allfather Black commented on Sam And Max Totally Headed To The Wii

"Woo hoo thank God the blight to the franchise is coming to the Wii yyyaaayyy..."

Allfather Black commented on Akibahara Cracks Down on Crack Showing

"Crack showing indeed."