TruPhan commented on Impoverished, Chaotic McCain Campaign Will Fail Big, Say Republicans

"I've got two words for you McCain: BAKE."

TruPhan commented on "BOCA RATON, Fla. - Hillary

"I don't even hate Hillary anymore."

TruPhan commented on Nutso Las Vegas Assemblywoman Caught In Stabby Hijinks!

"This is all my fault, really."

TruPhan commented on John Hagee Loves Hitler More Than McCain!

"Also, when I wrote "endorese," I meant to write "endorse," not Endorese - the native language of Ewoks."

TruPhan commented on John Hagee Loves Hitler More Than McCain!

"So basically, if God were a superdelegate, he'd endorese Hitler. So I reject God."

TruPhan commented on Georgia Newspaper Will Assassinate Obama

"I've been to Georgia."

TruPhan commented on Congresslady Abandons House & Mortgage, Ruins Neighborhood

"The real tragedy is that outfit."

TruPhan commented on John McCain Commissions Blog Spies

"I hope I get enough McCain Pointz to earn the oversized sunglasses!"

TruPhan commented on 6 Takes On The Netflix Player

"I'm gonna sit on my hands on this one."

TruPhan commented on The Top Six-Selling Wii Games In Japan Are...

"Does Wii Sports' numbers reflect the number of Wii Consoles sold since the two are bundled?"

TruPhan commented on YouTube To Joe Lieberman: 'Suck It'

"And with that, Lieberman posted a response to YouTube's blog with a video of himself dancing on four treadmills."

TruPhan commented on Flying Penis Invades Russian Political Scene

"Is it geeky to be more interested in how they engineered the helicopter to stay properly balanced than the message they're trying to convey?"

TruPhan commented on DEAR SLATE.COM ADVICE LADY:

"Dear Teen Republican in Liberal Family, Watch Family Ties. The end."

TruPhan commented on Obama Breaks Rally Record, But Is Still EFFETE

"In related news, Obama accidentally called the crowd "sweetie," and had to leave 75,000 individual voicemails apologizing."

TruPhan commented on Barack Obama Says 'Sorry For The Sexist Name-Calling'

"Wait...is she hot?"

TruPhan commented on One Wonkette Commenter Was Better Than The Rest Of You Yesterday

"Good work Wooks!"

TruPhan commented on Google Ads Funnies: Hillary Clinton Naked!

"*face melts off like the end of Raiders of the Lost Arc*"

TruPhan commented on Clinton Memo: West Virginia Is Most Important State In Union

"...people know how to vote in West Virginia?"