"Goatse Hadouken"

OH GOD I CAN'T UNSEE IT!

@deadjesterx:

Lucid dreaming, you mean?

But that would require the use of imagination...

@Crash McCloud:

Video game characters can't exactly say no now, can they?

...Drat, that sounds creepy.

@Sandro_the_Necromancer:

Agreed. I might actually get some school work done that day!

Or not. :D

@Troubadour:

Sorry for the double post, but does anyone know if those other two games still work with 3.0? I think they were called Galactic Wars 3 and Alien Aggressors.

@CCCombobreaker: @Skeezy: @curtdogg:

Rule 14, dudes. Learn it, live it.

I dunno about you, Mike, but I'd rather have a few addicting games than 30 or 40 that I'll play a few times and then just let sit around.

Yeah... Guitar Freaks wasn't that good...

@gomerkyle9:
I wouldn't steal it for free.

Man, I regret deleting Hexic from my Xbox 360 HD. I'd forgotten how addicting it can be.

If you wanna add me to your friends list, check my profile. My Zune tag is the same as my Gamertag.

If you can't see hanging junk through the jumpsuit, he's not a real superhero. DUHHHH.
On another note, I've been guilty of "Is this news" and "insert fanboyishness here".

The "Is this news" thing I only posted once so far, and it was in one of those news pieces that blamed video games for whatever the fuck.

You know, that one article that everyone remembers?

"FIRST!" posts do suck.

How about something slightly less redundant, like maybe "FOURTH!" or "FIVEN!" or even "ELEVENTY!"?

"In before" is slightly less annoying, especially considering the times that very obvious flamebait gets posted here. Some people just need things spelled out.

Probably "FIRST!" people.

As of this comment, there are 3 bids standing at $162.50.

Let's go make this guy some money, dammit!

@bigman88zz:

Nah, maybe they just figured out how easy it is to troll in Second Life. It's like, what's the point any more?

@DoomDragon6:

According to this one, irony is lost on the internet.

But you probably already knew that too.

Old news or not, I am looking forward to vomiting on each and every one of you in November.

In game, that is.

Also lots of hot tongue action.

In game?

@arkracer:

Is not all music noise? Albeit, melodic noise?

Also, I'm surprised to hear more positive than negative comments about this new album. Guess hating Metallica isn't as contagious as I thought.

Well, you know what they say about Hollywood. Sometimes, to get to the top, you gotta do some humiliating crap. Here's hoping an all expenses paid trip to your 15 minutes on a freaking daytime commercial is worth it.
I once tried to wash the dishes using a cleaver.

I'm not allowed to do the dishes anymore.

Aw, I thought it was going to be about a dishwasher who is a dead samurai. And then I thought, "Wait, dishwashers are inanimate objects and have no limbs with which to properly move in space."

...No manskirts?! *sob*

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