The_Phiphler commented on Duke Nukem Trilogy Trailer Takes The Cake

"It's time to chew ass and kick gum, and I'm all out of ass."

The_Phiphler commented on Pyros Blow In The New TF2 Update

"[www.computerandvideogames.com] Some additional details about the Pyro update. In short: it will not be possible to Airblast-jump to great heights, you only need 15/20/25 achievments to get the weapons."

The_Phiphler commented on PS3 RPG With Suggestive Chest Touching Tentacle

"@Pinhead: Why not?"

The_Phiphler commented on Team Fortress 2 To Add Achievements, Weapons To Pyro Next

"@Tyber_Zann: How can you get better then a flamethrower you ask?"

The_Phiphler commented on Warhammer Online Crafting Exhaustively Explained

"It looks pretty nice. Butchering = cut it open Scavenging = tear its armor off the corpse Il probably go with cultivating though, Im that kind of guy."

The_Phiphler commented on DS Game Teaches English With Jailbait

"There is no victim in drawings, unlike child porn. Also, how exactly would Kotaku get into trouble for hosting stuff like this?"

The_Phiphler commented on So... More GTA Freakazoid Finger Hands?

"I think its just a screwup, but hey, Im not an artist. Or Chernobyl could be involved..."

The_Phiphler commented on Video Game Sex Lecture Time

"I enjoyed it, it dealt in a subject that has serious discussion far to seldom."

The_Phiphler commented on Age Of Conan - My New Best Friend

"@Gomerboy: You mean God Bless Norway right? Cause Age of Conan is not made by an american company."

The_Phiphler commented on A Game Boy From The Pits Of Microwave Hell

"Hell, the Gameboy Color could be play just fine while completly submerged in water. The grey brick could be dropped into molten lava and probably still work."

The_Phiphler commented on A Game Boy From The Pits Of Microwave Hell

"I like how the display is lit and all."

The_Phiphler commented on What Are You Playing This Weekend?

"Painkiller"

The_Phiphler commented on Petition To Stop Underage Erotic Game Characters

"To me, this reminds me of the whole "cure people of homosexuality" mentality that doctors have had for the better part of the last 200 years. Some people will always be deviants, but it is of course true that being exposed to a material increases the likelyhood of it becoming that persons fetish. Only question I have to ask is, what about shota?"

The_Phiphler commented on Nintendo: Wii Has Highest Software Sales for First 18 Months

"God, the news was fun to read, but the comments where hilarious. Seems its getting hard to discredit the Wii now."

The_Phiphler commented on Age Of Conan Impressions

"@NitrousO: Mayby because the WoW Open beta was obviously just advertisment for their game, they had finished developing it already."

The_Phiphler commented on Turning Gray, Getting Old, Gonna Die

"Didnt really read the comments, but I would like to point out that there is no such thing as grey hair."

The_Phiphler commented on PVP In The Age Of Conan

"Yeah the PvP weekend has changed my view on this game from "promising" to "avoid". Crashes every 30 minutes, no balance at all, stupid PvP gameplay where everyone just use white damage since you can run out of combos etc. I think Il wait for some other MMO to fill my PvP needs."