TheAstronot commented on Evolution of the Super Soaker Watergun

"Damn I miss being a kid anymore."

TheAstronot commented on Top Ten Best Car Ads Of The 1980s

"You guys do know your supposed to be voting for the BEST ad not the worst."

TheAstronot commented on Top Ten Best Car Ads Of The 1980s

"Seriously where the heck is the Fiero on this list."

TheAstronot commented on Only The Girls' Swim Team Can Stop A Mad Scientist's Super Virus

"When do I get my pirated American version for "super good deal five dolla" at some shady flea market."

TheAstronot commented on One Step Closer to Tricorders, with Handheld Device that Identifies Life Forms

"Tricorder schmicorder where's my PokeDex!"

TheAstronot commented on The Horrifying Scott Kalitta Funny Car Crash Video, As Shown By ESPN2

"How come dragsters always go up in gigantic fireballs?"

TheAstronot commented on The Cloud Is Your Furryoptics Best Friend, Strangely Turns Me On

"RUN LADY!"

TheAstronot commented on Caption Contest: The Google Maps Prius Gets a Speeding Ticket

"Al Gores lone attempt to reclaim the internets he created by starting his own Google knock off called Goregle."

TheAstronot commented on 2009 Audi A7 Debuts Hilarious New Concept In Camouflage

"All I got was a rock."

TheAstronot commented on What's The Most Horsepower For The Buck?

"Dang I guess I should have bought a Semi Truck instead."

TheAstronot commented on Street-Legal Bumper Cars Are A Carnival Nightmare Come True

"I was just thinking about this last night after watching the Top Gear with the Peel P50."

TheAstronot commented on Hideki Noda's LMP2 Car Flips The Fuck Out In Le Mans Practice Session

"I'll give them 50$ for it as long as they also include the tires otherwise 30$."

TheAstronot commented on Torn Disguised Lighting Looks Like Slits into Parallel LED Universe

"Do my methods seem unsound to you soldier?"

TheAstronot commented on 400,000 Bouncy Black Balls Invade Reservoir to Save Los Angeles From Cancer Water

"I'm pretty sure you meant to say 190 "Ball Sacks" instead of just bags."

TheAstronot commented on BMW GINA Light Visionary Model, Revealed... Creepy

"I'm about ready to give BMW all my money."

TheAstronot commented on Hold Out For The Babe With The V6: 1985 Fiero

"I'm surprised I haven't seen that TV ad yet."

TheAstronot commented on Google Street View Captures Automotive Improvisation

"Too much junk in the trunk?"

TheAstronot commented on WRC New Driver Training Program Caught On Video

"Actually I don't think it's the driving but the possibility of firey exploding death that's freaking her the frick out."