<![CDATA[Comments from Tei]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Tei]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Peter Moore, PlayStation Lover]]> He can even hate some stuff on the PS3, and like other stuff. Like... like the good stuff, and hate the bad stuff.
Blind fanboyism is soo... blind.
I think we are in Captain Obvious territory here!.

He could also be a ..software guy. He want anything where his team can make a nice game, and PS3 able that, so is a option, another option

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Gaming Into Adulthood]]> Well, is called Homo Sapiens, but Homo Faber and Homo Ludens are equal valid. Play games, and dream at night, are two important features of behind human. A person that don't play games, is dehumanized in a very sad way. I hope not one is against gamming, because this is like a persona against dreaming.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Classical Gaming: A Roman Retrospective]]> I can read latin, but not speak it.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on The Games My Mother Played]]> Toys? all my gifts where socks.

Now that you ask, I hate socks. Socks are evile. Socks must die!.

I can make my own toys with bananas and coconuts.

Also, the "Tanks" game on the Atari2600 was, is, awesome.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on NPD's PC Sales Charts April 20-26]]> Girly 1. The Sims 2 Kitchen & Bath Interior Design Stuff Expansion Pack
Girly 2. The Sims 2 Double Deluxe
Girly 3. The Sims 2 FreeTime Expansion Pack
Somewhat Girly 4. World Of Warcraft: Battle Chest
Somewhat Girly 5. World Of Warcraft
Manly 6. Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Manly 7. Sins Of A Solar Empire
Somewhat Girly 8. World Of Warcraft: Burning Crusade Expansion Pack
Manly 9. Assassin's Creed: Director's Cut Edition
Manly 10. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas 2

He guys!, come back to the PC gamming, please, we have teh Girls and teh Womens now. Come here, plz.

Bath Water Duck says: Return to the PC!. (don't make him sad!)

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Viva Pinata 2 Screens, And By Association, Announcement?]]>

I like Dungeon Keeper. Whas fun to setup traps for dwarven and elfs (th0se damn legolaleses, and the midgets), whas fun to punish your own soldier, and torture the captures enemys.

Playing Viva Pinate, is more of that, with more killing, brother-sister sex relations, etc...

[www.penny-arcade.com]

Kinda, my gamestyle. Evil Overlords needs minions!

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Spore To Use Online Authentication]]> - We authenticate your game online when you install and launch it the first time.
- You will not be able to install the game, if the servers are down, or overflowed. Like the release day
- You will not be able to install the game, once the company discontinue the autentication servers.

- We'll re-authenticate when a player uses online features, downloads new content or a patch for their game.
- You will be unable to patch your game after a patch release, if the servers are down or overflowed, or discontinued (from now, in 5 years)

- The new system means you don't have to play with the disc in your computer. And if you are like me, always losing discs, this will be a huge benefit.
- Yea, is called digital download.

- You'll still be able to install and play on multiple computers.
- For a limited period of time. From now, to the serverd final shutdown.

- You can play offline.
- Oh thanks, that has to be a new feature no one has think about!

Horrible decisions, that will not stop piracy, but that will disable your game the key days (the release days) and in the near future, as soon the auth servers are removed.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again]]> @kamra: See more machinima, then, you haven't see enough. Start with the classics: Blahbalicious, The WoW/Southpark episode, etc.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on First Gears of War 2 Gameplay Footage]]> Looks like Duck Hunt IV: a stationary player, killing down stuff. The graphics are totally awesome (it spoil everything, is epic in a God of War2 style). But this is not a FPS, this is a Duck Hunt game.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Wife Back Home (What Fetuses Wear)]]> I use to talk with my parent about astronomy: talking about black holes, the galaxy spiral shape, how long take to fly to a star in C speed.

A that age, I whas in the know the death of dinosaurs was not a asteroids, A damn asteroid has a orbit, and don't fall into planet, so was a meteoroid.

I whas exceptical about the existence of God, but I mostly think that it exist, because other people think that exist. With all my knogment about the astronomy, the existence of God whas inelegant to me.

There are tons of people that think God is real, but I think is beacause old dog's don't learn new tricks. I hope one day a therapy is invented, so old people become as smart as 4 years old childrens, and become able again to learn new tricks. If only, because this will make learning new langs really easy :D

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Uncharted: People Killing, OK, Animal Killing, Not OK]]> GTA: you can exterminate pedestrians, but If you run over a cadaver, the police will run to get you.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Americans Now Spend $1 Billion A Year On Game Subscriptions]]> I hope not.

The MMORPG genre is dyiing, if only, because WoW and stagnation. Players will get bored soon, and want to play something else WITH A CHAT CONSOLE.

I don't know what the future players will play, but It will have the /bow emote, and It will *NOT* be a sucesfull profitable MMO (note, can be a not-profitable mmo).

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on 7 Reasons Why There Will Be A Redesigned DS]]> Hail, I wellcome our new^Hold Overlords, the lolcats!

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Return To LotRO Free This Weekend]]> humm... maybe we don't need to wait to the weekend to update the game, because the update is done before the login, so we can update teh game even before we are alowed to play on the weekend.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Spacetime Rescues Blackstar From NCsoft]]> Humm... interesting. Also theres other games that give that feel:
- "ArchRivals": interesting flyiing koreangrinder
- Infinite Space or something.. I forgot the name. A HL2 mod with space combat.
- "Continuum": but this one is 2d.
- "Galactic Combat", a StarWars mod for BF1942. A rival of Desert Strike, but there was not continuation on BF2, BF42... so is dead now, I guest.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented]]> BLURRY cat is BBLLUURRYY.

Pixels need's metadona.

Sorry, I got our of Battlefront engine jokes.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Lord of the Rings: Conquest Gallery]]> If Sauron will get the ring, and use it against Galadriel, better use some absolutelly brillant art direction, or some rabid fans will eat you alive!. These images look to dark and gray, and generic fantasy #4443. Neeeds a widen color palette.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Pandemic Get Around To Announcing Their Lord Of The Rings Game [Update]]]> @Laughing_Gas: 8 vs 64 players don't sound like a upgrad to me. It sounds like a upgrade to you?

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Return To LotRO Free This Weekend]]> Well.. the image quality is good, and the gameplay could be fun. The download will be small. Sounds like a good fun, my warg will make a small return ;-D. Hope this new PvPM dungeon has more than ONE ambush point (crossroads).

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on The Sims Is Not A Casual Game, Buster]]> Sims is not casual teh same way Petz is not casual. But with Petz you play with puppys, and with Sims you play with humans.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on SAGA MMORTS Free From FileFront]]> @HappyWulf: Well.. maybe you are a graphicwhore?, the graphics are not impresive, but is a good game, also, try all sphere: trading carts, social, questing, economy, etc... questing could be somewhat weak, but once you get the latest level, you invents of time on the other spheres get a interesting goodwill.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on House Introduces Video Games Ratings Enforcement Act, Virtual Rape Fans Worried]]> OpenSource and Freeware titles, still can avoid this lame filter.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Pandemic Get Around To Announcing Their Lord Of The Rings Game [Update]]]> Why use the Battlefront engine? is crap. The maps are soo small, you can't fly.

Get the "Battlefield 2" engine, it support up to 64 players, per map, and the maps could be big enough for flyiing stuff.

Using the Battlefront engine is ridiculous to me, is a substandard engine.

Also, 8 players? WTF?!

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Rockstar Patches GTA IV's PS3 Online Play]]> If you have some problems, email mr. Joe Powell (aka: QSpy) jep@sclsis.navy.mil
he is teh original programmer of the Master Server of GameSpy

note: just kidding, I bet he has lost the password for that email.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Spielberg Afraid of Over-The-Top Game Violence]]> "How come Dad is playing that and we can't?"

The same way Dad can watch a >18 movie, and the childrens sould not?

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Ubisoft Brings Protöthea Shump to WiiWare]]> ¡Viva la pampa!, ¡Argentina FTW!

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Mass Effect Copy Protection An Opportunity To Use The Adjective 'Draconian']]> Yay... SecureRom is classified as a Rootkit, is a totally hideous thing to have on a computer, but I don't care. I hope a future patch of the game remove the crap (there will be lots of patch, because BioWare always release games with lots of bugs ). but I doubt it.

Theres also the option of download a warez copy, and don't open the game box. Unopened game box can be really valuable in the future for collectors. And the Warez copy will be free of that crap.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Fallout 3 Lead: "We're Console Players Now"]]> I like "Oblivium" because is such a obvious example of the pathology that we call "dumbed down games because consoles" that is really usefull.

If Fallout, version 3, gets dumbed down, It will be a sad day for all gamers, console and PC gamers.

There must be send a message to console players: Your input options are weak!!
Pads, weemote,.. are innapropiate input devices to make games, so games need to be dumbed down for players with that input devices. I laught in a very sad way at FPS titles designed for players that can't walk and aim at the same time, and need to have the Gears of War gameplay where you move OR shot.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Happy Birthday, Wolfenstein]]> @Faradin: Rule #34 Of Internet: anything can be pornified. Rule #1 Of Internet: If you say Nazis in a thread, you lose!.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Stuck On GTA IV? Try These Cheats, You Cheater]]> Where is the Tank cheat? no tank cheat is like a bliz games withouth the cow level. I hope is added (finished) for the PC version.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Pac-Man, Explained]]> So now, we can have a movie about Pac-man? one with drugs and ghost in space. Wait.. that already done.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Ken Levine And Co. At Work On New X-Com Game?]]> X-COM is that type of game that has a legion of followers, even after a zillion years of his release. TONS of people have tried and failed to capture what was that cool in X-COM, even original developpers failed, for one, or another reason. Is the tech tree? is the tactical combat? is the strategic side?. There has ben like 4 comercial games, and 2 no-commercial proyects triing to get the feeling of X-COM, but no one as conquered that hill.. yet. And maybe never will.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Perhaps The World's Only Kingpin Retrospective]]> To me, somewhat boring game. Din't not improve much from Quake*. But I am comparing with giants like Half-Life. Valvo do rewrite a lot of the code, and enhanced the renderer, even the sound system is much better on HL than on King-pin. What is good in KP? I don't know, but there as to be something good, as some people still like it :D

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Microsoft Release Free Game Creator]]> I have tried to access a example, and this is the result:

"Microsoft Popfly Welcome to Popfly!
You must sign in to see this content.

Sign in to Windows Live ID
Microsoft Popfly doesn't support your browser at this time

Please use Internet Explorer 6.0 (32 bit) or newer, or Firefox 2.0 or newer to access Popfly.
Learn More
©2007 Microsoft"

So seems you need a 32 bits browser. How 90's!

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Valve Asked Microsoft To Build Steam (Microsoft Said "No, Thanks")]]> For reference. All this "integrated game browser" world started with that text file:

==========================
= 5. The QuakeWorld Team =
==========================

John Carmack
New network code and game modifications, original Master Server Code

Michael Abrash
Video and Sound drivers (WinQuake Port)

Christian Antkow (aka: Disruptor) qwmaster@idsoftware.com
Master Server Development, QWSV and QWCL Documentation, id Master Server
Administrator

Geoff Scully (aka: Tarok) gws@dis.on.ca
Master Server Development, id Master Server Administator

Joe Powell (aka: QSpy) jep@sclsis.navy.mil
QSpy (QWFE) Programmer, Master Server Development

Dave Riller (aka: DRiller/Kevorkian) qwdist@idsoftware.com
QuakeWorld Distribution Co-Ordinator

Rick Brewer (aka: ^Drag0n^) qwskins@idsoftware.com
QuakeWorld Clan Skins Administrator

Dave Kirsch (aka: Zoid) zoid@threewave.com
QuakeWorld QC 1.01 to 1.06 Upgrade, QuakeWorld CTF Mods,
Moral Support

Ron Crisco (aka: RonSolo) ronsolo@stomped.com
Scoring Systems Development, id QuakeWorld Webmaster and all around nice guy

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Valve Asked Microsoft To Build Steam (Microsoft Said "No, Thanks")]]> @fuchikoma: Who started as QSpy, a Quake1 browser made by some dude on the Army.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Valve Asked Microsoft To Build Steam (Microsoft Said "No, Thanks")]]> Well.. Microsoft can do it now.
Theres already a base: XBox Live for Windows. Can build on that roots a service for "Digital download" games. Can even liar to the public, and say that "Games for Windows" stupid initiative was designed for this.

Anyway I am still reluctant to have a single portal for games.

What If you forget the password? you are stuck in "no-games-man-lands". Totally like a nightmare.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on The Arcade Majong Public Shame Part II Electric Boogaloo]]> This make the name "sticky keys" have a totally different sense.
Also, this local totally need a warning "clean hands after use our equipament.. or your".

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Valve Asked Microsoft To Build Steam (Microsoft Said "No, Thanks")]]> **** How to live in Rejection, Episode One ***

Apple to the Music Industry "He.. maybe can be a good idea to build a portable that connect to a online shop!".

Music Industry to Apple: "OMGZWTF!? STFU n00B, you are a computer music, let the music industry do the business the way has been the last 65 million years, ROLFLOL!"

And that how the iPod was invented.

]]> <![CDATA[Tei commented on Tabula Rasa Offers Free Re-Enlistment Week]]> Obligatory comment:
"is this the patch that add teh fun?"

I have read that TR is full of Planetside exiles. So I will enter this week solelly to get some of these lazy buns to return to Planetside :D

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