Steam. Steeeeeeaaaaaam.
By cosplaying for the movie that got snubbed!? Stupid Hollywood.
Stupid Kotaku. Don't worry, they'll just focus entirely on rewritten press releases and reviews written to a 7-10 mentality from now on, exclusively. That way you won't have to actually think when reading anything on this site anymore.
Please, take all of my money. All of it.
You really aren't very good at this.
4chan to the core.
I'll probably pick it up after I finally finish Skyrim...or The Witcher 2...
Buy Bean's Quest. It's really good.