Superawesomerad commented on Help! IKEA's Delivery Guys Smashed My iPod!

"@crashfrog: Says who?"

Superawesomerad commented on "Bechdel Rule" Should Really Be Called "Ripley Rule," Bechdel Tells io9

"@goldfarb: More than half of those films were either written or directed by women."

Superawesomerad commented on Woman Removes Bra To Get Through TSA

"@vivelafat: From one feminist to another: You are making us look bad."

Superawesomerad commented on IKEA Delivers Couch With Missing Cushion, Insists On Replacing Entire Couch

"So let me get this straight. IKEA offers to eat ~$800 in order to satisfy a customer it inconvenienced. The customer throws a tantrum because IKEA (which, let's not forgot, is a company that operates on razor-thin margins and happily concedes to cutting every possible corner in order to offer rock-bottom prices) isn't bending over backwards in exactly the way he wants. Still, it must have taken balls of steel to stand up to that gangbanger home-furnishings manager, Marc."

Superawesomerad commented on Guns N' Roses Will Have Their Revenge On Whatever Harmonix Employee Leaked Their New Song

"I like it, if only for Axl's faux-black metal voice in the beginning."

Superawesomerad commented on Target "Lied To Me, Yelled At Me," And "Treated Me Like Crap"

"@Rectilinear Propagation: Because of the overall whiny and dramatic tone she takes throughout."

Superawesomerad commented on Target "Lied To Me, Yelled At Me," And "Treated Me Like Crap"

"Not trying to blame the customer here, but "they yelled at me!" sounds more than a little petulant and whiny and makes me wonder about this woman's maturity level."

Superawesomerad commented on Which Restaurants Are Making Your Kids Fat?

"Cheap, greasy, meat- and salt-based food is bad for you, film at 11. Try cooking for the little bastards at home every now and again."

Superawesomerad commented on Lowe's Driver Caught With Hand In The Hooker Jar

"@Geekmom, RabbitDinner, Saboth: Amen."

Superawesomerad commented on "Spin" Asks For A Little Mercy

"logorrheaic laggard Yeah, this is a little much, Anono."

Superawesomerad commented on Velvet Revolver's Remaining Members Find A Nice Young Man To Jam With

"Well, he sounds a bit like a cross between Scott and Axl, so that's sort of interesting."

Superawesomerad commented on John Mayer And Josh Brolin Shear Their Locks, But Does A Buzz Cut Always Clean Up A Star's Image?

"I actually think Brad looked best with the dirty blonde spiked look in Fight Club."

Superawesomerad commented on Miley Cyrus Is Really Kind Of A Brat, Huh?

"Come on, name one of us who wasn't kind of a bitch at 15."

Superawesomerad commented on Shia LaBeouf Wishes He Could Limit Himself To Just One Barrel- Sized Cocktail Per Evening

"His head seems freakishly large in that photo."

Superawesomerad commented on Industrial Light & Merkin To Render Sienna Miller's Ladyparts More Hippie Authentic

"Yeah, I don't buy this."

Superawesomerad commented on McDonald's Robber Is Finalist For McDonald's Jingle Contest

"@snoop-blog: If you bothered to read my post you would have noticed that I didn't place armed robbery in the same category as most stupid shit 14-year-olds do."

Superawesomerad commented on McDonald's Robber Is Finalist For McDonald's Jingle Contest

"@Valhawk: Where are you seeing an assault charge? Also, I think it would behoove each of us to think of the retarded shit we did when we were 14 - and yes, every single one of us did retarded shit."

Superawesomerad commented on This Steak & Shake Is A Pigsty

"Former Michigander here who just went to Steak 'n' Shake last night (Ann Arbor location) for the first time in years."