Superawesomerad commented on Superman To Become Less Terrible (Maybe)

"@TheQuestion: Superman Returns becomes a much better movie if you imagine Rachel McAdams in the Lois Lane role."

Superawesomerad commented on Rob Thomas is being sued by

"Coincidentally, I often fantasize about hitting Rob Thomas in the face with a drumstick."

Superawesomerad commented on Ten Artists Who Should Be Very Glad They're Not Axl Rose

"What the fuck is up with his face?"

Superawesomerad commented on Loose Lips

"@LoveNoelG: I AM VERY ANGRY THAT A 15 YEAR OLD POP SINGER REPEATS THE LINES SHE'S TOLD TO REPEAT."

Superawesomerad commented on Ice-T Steps Out With Pink "Cadillac" Wife Coco

"Coco's hilarious."

Superawesomerad commented on VIDEO: Maggots Found Squirming In Box Of Goobers

"Goobers are only slightly less nasty than maggots."

Superawesomerad commented on The God of War Chart Of Flying-Creature Badass-ness

"Why are people always jizzing all over Cthulu?"

Superawesomerad commented on Hey Apple, What's So Dirty About My Gift Card Note?

"Awkward syntax aside, I don't understand what that message is supposed to mean."

Superawesomerad commented on McDonald's Sued By Devo Over Happy Meal Toy

"@richcreamerybutter: No matter how evil McDonald's may be, I highly doubt they'd "take a chance" without covering their asses at all."

Superawesomerad commented on Pistol-Packing Angelina Jolie No Match for Puttering Pixar Robot

"Is there even a remote chance that Wanted isn't an enormous pile of dogshit?"

Superawesomerad commented on This Dunkin' Donuts Game Piece Is Sufficiently Waterproof

"@macinjosh: You are missing your sarcasm detector."

Superawesomerad commented on Dogs And Cats Feel The Foreclosure Crisis, End Up In Shelters Or Worse

"@AtomicPlayboy: I always worry about what I would do with my dear Scum should the worst happen."

Superawesomerad commented on Worst Company In America "Final Four" Bracket!

"@AtomicPlayboy: That's exactly what I've been thinking about all this Diebold nonsense."

Superawesomerad commented on McDonald's Sued By Devo Over Happy Meal Toy

"@richcreamerybutter: I don't think it's douchery."

Superawesomerad commented on How A Forgotten Blockbuster Video Caused A 2 1/2 Year Battle With Discover Card And Collection Agencies

"@SexierThanJesus: Wow, that was clever."

Superawesomerad commented on Dogs And Cats Feel The Foreclosure Crisis, End Up In Shelters Or Worse

"@Sanveannalphafemale: There's nothing more fun than baiting eager-to-be-offended internet people."

Superawesomerad commented on Dogs And Cats Feel The Foreclosure Crisis, End Up In Shelters Or Worse

"Why are we caring about animals when PEOPLE are losing their homes?"

Superawesomerad commented on PedEgg Ads Scam, Suit Alleges

"The is the grossest discussion ever."