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@Thassodar:
"Verrrry noice!"
-Borate, Boart The Movie, 2005

@scotty:
In the immortal words of Petre Griffon, "Stop...just..stop".

@Emiat:
Epic poast......NOT!

Mods can we get this troll farkin bannd?

@Owen Good
Heh, ever heard of RUles One And Two mother bi0tch...?

Was it mayhaps, full of the most epicist of all l0ngcat wins??? Was it full of lulz as well? Mudkipz0rz for the w1n!!

@Owen Good:
Ah, so what's the beef on the perp., Donnigan?

@LittleBigPlaneteer:
Agreed. Kotaku actually looks aesthetically pleasing for the first time in weeks. When are you guys going to trash this current shitty theme you've been running?

I thought you had been fired, Owen Good. I haven't seen any posts from you in a long time.

You watch the world exploding every single night
Dancing in the sun a newborn in the light
Brothers and their fathers joining hands and make a chain
The shadow of the wicker man is rising up again

I thought they were just going by "Activision"?

W0w. This is t3h most epiciest of all WINS! I give it tw0 gay thumbs up!

More 4chan bullshit, woooo.

fyi this game owns

That's cool. What is the release date anyway?

That's cool, I guess. Is the game still being released on Halloween?

If you can't understand that ANY skill-less job in this country isn't going to be the coolest thing ever, well then, you're already a lost cause and have no rights to bitch about it.

why the fuck would someone collect cereal

coffee....video games...coffee.....video games

...this is a tough decision

@NinjaMarion:
"Got ya."
-Spagett, Spagett and The Golden Treasure, 20XX

I just hope he has his blue space speedo from Dune as an alternate costume.

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