StartRunning commented on Matt Damon's So Not Interested In Gaming

"Excuse me, but is this really newsworthy?"

StartRunning commented on Perhaps The Stupidest Anti-GTA Vid You'll See Today

"Well, this guy scared me."

StartRunning commented on Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 3: "Bay Agreed To Fight" [Updated]

"Maybe if he changed the location of the match to somewhere a little nearer to where I live, asked a little nicer, and gave me money to go see him, MAYBE then I'd watch this. Probably not."

StartRunning commented on Daily Show Gets Inside Liberty City, Rails Against Peach Prices

"So, how do they feel about 'cruel and unusual torture'?"

StartRunning commented on Xbox 360 To Be Europe's "Biggest Loser" Say Analysts

"Ah, the soothsayers.. Well, at least THESE fortunetellers aka analysts aren't high on sulphuric fumes. Right?"

StartRunning commented on GTA IV Thief Gets Some Local News Air Time

"Since when is petty theft TV-newsworthy?"

StartRunning commented on GameSpot's GTA IV Score-Change Down To A "Bug"

"Yes, I know that bug."

StartRunning commented on Nolan Bushnells Pooh-Poohs In Game Ads

"I don't like ads in games nor reality."

StartRunning commented on The Etch-A-Sketchist On GTA IV

"That is so nice, it's cool."

StartRunning commented on MADD Demands AO Rating for GTA IV

"Isn't every sane person against drunk driving?"

StartRunning commented on IGN "Crossed A Line" With GTA IV Hooker Shooting Clip

"Darn, I didn't know IGN was owned by FOX..."

StartRunning commented on "Anti-Americanism Higher Than Its Been In A Long Time"

"He forgets the all annihilating corporate greed."

StartRunning commented on EA Kills EA Land, The Sims Online

"Well, I never played it online, but if that were the reason for me getting it, I'd sure be pissed right about now."

StartRunning commented on In The "Real" Liberty City, GTA IV Might Be Cathartic

"I like this sort of article on Kotaku."

StartRunning commented on Analyst Says That Gaming Needs More Super Stars

"No thanks. I get enough hollow idolization sickness from Hollywood and the movies aren't better, there's waaaaay too much money involved and I think trying to increase revenue without actually making a better product is senseless. Senseless and dammit, it seems to work most of the time."

StartRunning commented on EA's Monopoly Coming to 360, PS2, Wii

"I never really understood the game 'Monopoly'. 'Guys, if we all work together and pool our resources, we'll fill these streets with glorious hotels in under five minutes!' Same with Risk, really."

StartRunning commented on ESRB Levels Thorough Pre-Emptive Strike

"Gasp! Slap me around with perfectly acceptable and justifiable reasoning, will you? Kudos."

StartRunning commented on Obviously, Yoda Is Not Fair

"Oh, I can see it now... Soul Calibur session, my house, 19:30, the combatants have arrived, gotten their respective favorite beverage and the game is started.. First exclamation: 'No Yoda's!' Just like it was 'No Oddjobs!' in Goldeneye for the Nintendo 64. About the possible nerfing of Yoda, maybe he's Yoda from the original trilogy, you know, the somewhat slow and decrepit swamp-dweller that didn't display ANY fighting prowess, when 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not."