Squirrelbot3000 commented on Win Our PAX Schwag Bag

"I say give it to the person who thinks Penny Arcade is pretentious and elitist. ...that would be me."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Celebrate C&C's Birthday With Free Red Alert

"Well, that's just great."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Don't Worry, Red Alert Fans, Jenny McCarthy Is Apparently A "Badass" Tanya

"Leave Jenny McCarthy alone! *mascara starts to run down face* Seriously though-- she's great at doing comedy, and not too shabby at drama either."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Rainbow Six Scavenger Hunt Promotes Tropic Thunder

"A crummy commercial? And again, thanks Kotaku!"

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Midway Sees Key Departures Including Chicago Studio Head

"@Zergvasion: Chicago's pretty much dried up at this point-- the real exodus occurred in the late 90's and early 2000's."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Metal Gear Solid 4's Very Limited Duck Clock

"Ga-Ko."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Metal Gear Solid 4 Is A Giant Angry Sales Pac-Man, Ships 3.94M Copies

"They should include a patch that allows Snake to find pie to eat."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Konami Pulls In $655 Million In Q1 With A Little Help From Snake

"It's so sad to see this "port it to 360" plea happening."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on You Will Never, Ever Game On This 40-Foot Rig (With 27 HD Monitors)

"Too bad it wasn't vertical-- the Colossi in Shadow of the Colossus would be 1/8 scale!"

Squirrelbot3000 commented on The Cubs-White Sox Feud Comes To Sesame Street

"The things Johnny Knoxville will do these days to get in the papers..."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Hideo Kojima Teases, "If There Ever Were A New Snake..."

"@CheckersMcGavern: Correct."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Midnight Club: Los Angeles Hands-On

"The special moves were a welcome addition to DUB edition, even if it took about the time to get an In N' Out burger to load on the PSP (to you non-Cali residents, that's about 3-8 minutes)."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on June: PS3 Beats 360, Wii Beats PS3, DS Beats Wii

"This isn't a surprise as far as M$."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Metal Gear Solid 4 Tops Software Sales For June

"Seriously, was there ever a doubt David would come out on top? I'd like to see how many 80 gig bundles though were sold-- considering people are STILL hunting for them over a month later, I'd say all they had."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Galaga Legions Hands On Impressions: Heavenly Galaga Hell

"I liked it when it was called Super Stardust HD."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on Metal Gear Online Expansion Dated

"@Highlander Wolf: Given that the PSP allows both MPO and MPO+ players to play each other (albeit on the MPO original content), I would lean towards yes for cross-playability."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on MGS4 Bluetooth Headset Sounds Pretty Crummy!

"[www.cheapassgamer.com] This review dealt with both PS3 and L.A."

Squirrelbot3000 commented on How, Exactly, Does The Wii's MotionPlus Work?

"Okay, now this DISCUSSION is messed up."