Slatz_Grobnik commented on Ten Little Xbox 360 Sitting in Their Graves... and Counting

"Cactus Patch Condoms are more reliable than the 360."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Retailers Listing Spore "Expansion"

"As a long time defender of the Stuff Packs for The Sims, this crosses the line in more than one way."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Are Comics Part Of The Left-Wing Media Conspiracy?

"Maybe, but comics aren't media. No, wait, that sounds weird, because comics are clearly media."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on VR Boyfriend Pls Kthxbai

"@corpore-metal: I'm sorry, I'm too busy posting my over-idealized version of a partner to Match.com and Craig's List. Besides, Hollywood told me not to settle."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Fable II Online Co-Op So Not Making Launch Date

"Excuse me, but isn't it always co-op? Clearly, it's not, but, perceptually, the first thing to get tossed is the co-op."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Jack Thompson is so Disbarred.... How Disbarred Is He?

"Jack Thompson is so disbarred his law school gave him a refund."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Galactic Civilizations II: Endless Screens (Well, Twenty)

"What's a scrag?"

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Halo MMO Concepts: What Your Sexy Mistress Chief Could Have Looked Like

"I'll risk the hate, and admit it: I think it looks nifty."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Ensemble Were Working On A Halo MMO

"The reason why this disappoints me? Halo is the only SF gaming IP with enough of a pre-existing fan base to pull a WoW for a SF game (which, I still consider to be a solid 2/3rds of the secret to WoW's success)."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Mass Effect Will Save All The Wacky Aliens From Extinction In The Movies

"@Belabras: Admittedly, Earth has just stopped fighting against the Turians for a while, who are sort of insect with a hard-ish SF spin."