Welp, there goes my joke.
EXCLUSIVE: Kotaku investigation reveals dumb kid says inflammatory thing.
@AnnieGetYourFun: Well on that note, 'ELLO GUV'NA, FANCY A SHAG?!
@loladash: In a lot of ways I think Gawker (Media) has gone to shit, but Hamilton is one of the best writers they've had.

A lot of his stuff is brutally funny and he makes it seem effortless (I love the Way We Live Now posts). Also, the dude is a great boxing writer: [deadspin.com]

But yes, Gawker sucks, rabble rabble rabble...
I don't even remember that scene from the Professional, and I've seen that movie waaaay too many times.

Are the drugs catching up with me or was that from a director's cut or something?
Better to postpone the story or disappoint your editor than torpedo your career and have your FAIL broadcast on Gawker.
So Hef, what you're saying is...it's all true?
I have a strange urge to stick a Vicks inhaler in my nose
"He survived! He survived!"

lol i kinda like this
"The fledgling hero NoobPwnerX420X awoke to find himself in a strange, wondrous world. As he gathered his senses, a wise old man approached.
'Hello . Welcome to Telara. I need you to bring me 10 rat butts.'"
@ChestRockwell18: Buy the ticket, take the ride.
@Solid2TheSnake: " There will be microtransactions. Players will be able to buy items for the game, but Mark Kern, CEO for Firedall development studio Red 5 and an ex-Blizzard guy, says that even the purchasable items that may involve gameplay — the ones that aren't just cosmetic — won't imbalance the game."

Third paragraph
@Killer Toilet: The last preview I read (couple months ago) was very encouraging. Seems like you actually get to do some detective work and there's multiple ways of gathering evidence, interviewing suspects and solving cases.
@Bubbleman! Atlus is the new Squaresoft. SquareEnix is the Japanese Activision: There was a lot of disappointment in how UFC 2010 turned out this year, even after the patches. A lot of us UFC 2010 owners just want to try another take on MMA. And even a lot of casual MMA fans are interested in this game because its an EA product (meaning it should be polished) and offers stuff not available in the UFC game. Not expecting blockbuster sales but it will do well. And I believe EA"s current plan is to alternate release years between MMA and Fight Night.
Let's not get carried away. The damn horse would either run off when you dismounted or follow you creepy-close when you'd try to sneak up on a bounty.
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