Shumina commented on Spencer Pratt's Five-Part Guide to Being the Worst Boyfriend on Televison

"Is the man still only leaving the house for nothing less than 100K? Toooooooooool."

Shumina commented on Would You See This Man's R-Rated Mormon Movie?

"You don't "lose" faith."

Shumina commented on The 'Watchmen' Studio Blood Feud: How Bad Is It?

"@MongoLikeCandy: Yeah, that's gonna be a tough sell, I think."

Shumina commented on Blockbuster Reality Check: 'Dark Knight' Only $1 Billion Off Record Pace

"I can't remember the last time I was so impressed with a movie as an experience."

Shumina commented on 'Thunder' Ushers In Tom Cruise's Bear Period

"Almost there Dark Knight."

Shumina commented on Billy Bob Thornton 'Elm Street' Rumors Spark Defamer Casting Frenzy

"@jerebo: Oh man, you just ruined my day with "Near Dark." That movie was *perfect*."

Shumina commented on Vagina-Like Face Not Among Selling Points of New Film, Argues Dane Cook

"Oh man, is that Dane Cook guy FUNNY or what?!"

Shumina commented on Rejected Amy Winehouse Threatens To Release Mumbled '007' Theme Herself

"She likes drugs."

Shumina commented on 'Retard' Wars Heat Up as 'Tropic Thunder' Boycott Imminent

"Protesting a comedy is "going full retard.""

Shumina commented on A 'Pineapple' Upside Down Cake

"I guess it's unrealistic to hope that a movie as good as The Dark Knight to topple the juggernaut of Titanic in a fifth of the time, but seeing the numbers drop by around half each time is discouraging."

Shumina commented on Bernie Mac Ain't Scared Of Death, Motherfucker

"The imbed clip is probably the best 5:25 setup for a punchline I can remember."

Shumina commented on Early Joker Mock-Up Reminds Us of a Producer We Know

"Awwww, it's like going through the shoebox and finding the old, tear-stained pics of your ex."

Shumina commented on Mr. T Pities The Fools Who Think He Isn't Gay-Friendly

"Mr."

Shumina commented on Hollywood Reporter For Sale, Pitched to NYT?

"How's that new philosophy workin' for ya over there, HR? Not good, eh?"

Shumina commented on Vaguely Racist 'Hancock' Subtitles Prompt Fledgling Fan Revolt

"Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" = Racist. This bullshit right here = Not racist. If you *want* to take offense at a bad joke, go ahead, I can't stop you."

Shumina commented on Shia LaBeouf Has More Talent In His Little Finger Than Most Have In Their Whole Body; Unfortunately, They're Cutting It Off

""thrown the movie into turmoil." ...uh, WHAT?"

Shumina commented on Recovering Morgan Freeman Sent Thoughtful 'Divorce-Me-Up' Bouquet

"24 years...that's both a relief and a shame."

Shumina commented on Scar-Jo Blames Her Ladyparts For Spurring Obama Email Frenzy

"@hummingpenguin: Dang."