That made me shudder. She was like a wildebeest in panties. I don't want to venture into the deep dark internet to find the topless version, she can keep it on.

Wii Fit Girl's hip movements are what keep me hypnotized, not some slut dragging her junk across a mat.

Reading the ending to that was like having an orgasm and finding out that your heart would explode when you did.

So anti-climatic.

:/

I was half expecting SOMETHING to happen.

I don't want the money.
I want the ban hammer, quit tempting me.
LOL, I wanna ban people.
The bash stache is classic.
His balls are far too large for his mouth now.
@Mike Fahey:

WE NEED ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

Wow...I NEED ONE!!! - Shocky - Kotaku.com.
OMGROFL ON THE LICENSE PLATE?

EPIC!!!

My guild has it's T1 city up (3rd worldwide) and I must say, that place is FUCKING HUGE. I mean, I'm wondering how sieges will work with something that big. There's like 15 towers outlining our walls.
What server are you on? I also play a bear shaman, and I dinged 51 last night.

I'd be willing to share a few tips with you (like bugs) if you'd like to chat about it!

I'm in early access, and I LOVE IT.

It's one of the best games ever, and I'm already level 27.

Bear shaman too!

If you wanna play "US-PVP-Doomsayer" My name is Haze.

=]

@ShaggE: totally can.

inb4 "you need thumbs"

I think this is pathetic. It's only a name, it doesn't violate anything; this was complete ignorance.
Halo 2?

Oh, it's time for Gears of War 2.

That's cool too.

The only reason I won't be playing this is because it's free. Games like this normally bear no conscious change on people who hack their asses off on 10 accounts and continually come back.

Think GunZ: The Duel, or Warrock.

This is going to become a hacker's nest, and to be quite blatant a ripoff of Team Fortress 2.

Wouldn't expect any less of EA.

I got my mom a card.

What a basta...loving son!

@Kazzahdrane: You can't drink the subs coffee, fatty.
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