<![CDATA[Comments from Shaoko]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Shaoko]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Here's That Wii Third Party Sales Proof You Requested]]> For everyone who is all like "who cares" and junk, you obviously care somewhat if you're willing to post and still manage to bitch about it... I've given up on this generation...

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on SEGA Says Wii Opportunity For Hardcore (Calls Shovelware "Crap")]]> So uh... does anyone else realize that if children stop being interested in video games and they can't pull kids into it, then the industry will have another crash? You need to keep a fresh audience or what happened to the comic book industry will happen to the video game industry... The PS3 and XBOX 360 almost exclusively releasing only M games as their good games they're losing a huge audience of children who they'll need to stay in the console race. I also know that once video games aren't profitable for Sony or Microsoft they wont bother anymore. Nintendo is the only company even trying to make games that can appeal to children, if Sony or Microsoft want to continue making big bucks, quit only hyping M games and bring on some stuff that everyone can enjoy.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Chrono Trigger DS Doesn't Hit Europe Until, Yes, 2009]]> Too bad the DS is region free! =D

Then again the nuisance of importing can be frustrating, but hey, could be worse... it could be a Wii title.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Old People? Ha! You Can Keep 'em! Sony Wants PS2 Owners...]]> Sony does realize they started the whole "casual gamers" right? Kids who had been playing video games all their lives were excited about the PS1, but they weren't happy that the kids who had been beating them up were getting into their only sanctum. I swear, people are such hypocrites. That and do you think an old person, who probably LIVED AND KILLED IN WORLD WAR II is going to give two shits about you playing through and pretending to go through World War II for the n millionth time? That's why old people like the Wii, because they can play it with their grand kids and it's fun for them. As for other "hard core" consoles, go ahead and play your games, no one cares what you think, no one cares what I think, so why did I just waste this time to type this out and post it?

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Mega Man 9 To Include NES "Bugs"]]> @Enigma_20XX: Oh look, a guy complaining about a new game and then prompting that they should instead be doing a remake... is that just slightly ironic? kids these days...

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Game Critics Best of E3 By the Numbers]]> How the hell does EA win? Honestly... I think Sony deserved it more than they did, I mean Sony actually SHOWED something at E3 worthy of interest, E3 sucked as a whole, but Sony's sucked the least.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Gears of War 2 Without Bad Words, Blood]]> I hear a bunch of 13 year olds "crying" because their parents wouldn't use Parental Control if it bit them in the ass...

Honestly, as if cussing is neccessary, all Mature games are targeted at an audience who thinks it's mature and mostly consists of children who, according to the law/ rating system, shouldn't be playing the games.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Loads Of New Square Enix Screens (FFXIII, Kingdom Hearts, etc)]]> Final Fantasy 13, now with 0% more actual in game screen shots... oh wait...

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on You Will Never, Ever Game On This 40-Foot Rig (With 27 HD Monitors)]]> I'm not really impressed, I just wonder how long it takes to hook up and how many errors they got trying to use the monitors.

Also, I'd love to see the electric bill after using the monitors for many hours.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Nintendo Facing Controller Ban Over Patent Lawsuit]]> Quick! Someone patent the D-pad and sue Nintendo for everything they've got since it's the default control on Wii and DS... That'll be the next "OMG U TUK MAH IDEAZ" issue Nintendo has to deal with.

I still wonder why Sony hasn't sued Nintendo over the Classic Controller...

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Res 5 Producer Tries To Close The Book On Racism Claims]]> Shooting Spanish Zombies: A-OK
Shooting African Zombies: OMGz RACISTS!111

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on "Games and the Future of Learning"]]> I hate learning games... honestly I do... I can't stand every level tutorial, because the characters never shut up at telling you what to do, I mean yeah it's for lazy people who don't read the manual, but they deserve to die a few times if they don't read the manual, do you think putting voices in the game telling you what to do is going to help the dieing literacy rate?

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on The Market Is Finally Ready For Wii Remote Dildo Peripherals]]> No jokes about Japan? Wouldn't most say "the holes are small Japan must be the target audience with this one" or something like that? I was expecting to see that at least once already...

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on British Sales Charts]]> @Lateralus63: They probably delayed it because they know casual games sell like hotcakes in Europe.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Kids Using Internet To Buy 18-Rated Games]]> Can we go back to the times when Bugs Bunny used to beat up Elmer Fudd and everyone else and when Tom and Jerry were top cartoons? Honestly, the only time I remember my mom not wanting me to see something was when my dad was playing DOOM, which now, at the age of 15 I started playing, when I was playing Chex Quest when I was younger... eh... I don't see the big deal, I know pressing a button on a keyboard/control pad is WAY different than using a real life gun.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Seizure-Inducing DS Game May Change Testing Laws in UK]]> They put a freaking warning every time you boot the system up, it says they may cause seizures, dumbasses don't read manuals anymore and that's just who these people are.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Pokemon WiiWare And VC Inflation]]> I'm trying to figure out what you guys are bashing on Pokemon ranch for, it's Pokemon Box's successor and it allows you to keep an extra thousand Pokemon, it also should make box organization easier. Yeah I like the games, show sucks, but the games are where it's at. I might pick this up, I'm having trouble deciding what else I could go waste 10 bucks on and only seldom use it...

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Hands-On With Street Fighter IV: The Final Arcade Version]]> Oh wait, I'm not allowed to be excited by this at the least, I happen to somewhat like some of the stuff Nintendo makes, and since I like stuff like Brawl and Galaxy, I suppose that I just can't call myself a gamer any more, even if I love just about everything Capcom puts out.

Amazing how a series that has arguably more games than any series Nintendo has made (not including spin offs) can get all this praise, but anything made by Nintendo is "OH GOD NOT AGAIN..."

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Ubisoft: Sony Need To Go Back To Drawing Board With PSP]]> Ubisoft has some balls, considering just about every game they churn out is a piece of shit.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on A First Look at Afrika's Beanie-Wearing, Robot-Controlling Player]]> The Animals on this system look better than the humans.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Nintendo: Wii Gamers Are Hardcore Gamers]]> @Master_Achilles: Do the words free Wii Remote mean anything to you? If it didn't come bundled with it, I can guarantee the number would be a fraction of what it is.

Also, can we please stop using the term "hardcore"?

Also, who gives a crap what a bunch of 14 year old "lol Wii sucks" XBOX 360/PS3 fanboys think?

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Petition To Stop Underage Erotic Game Characters]]> Japan will never be the same again if this ends up happening... I say they're fictional so who gives a crap? Anime girls are the least like real life girls so what's the harm?

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on UK Mother Blames Nintendo For Badly-Behaved Kids]]> Another mother is blaming her bad parenting on something her children enjoy again?

This is the way it goes: If the kids are bad it's what they do that is the cause, it's never the parent... but when the child is good, who takes all the credit almost immediately? The parents.

Control your damn children bitch, quit trying to blame your bad parenting on a company.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Uncharted: People Killing, OK, Animal Killing, Not OK]]> Humans are technically animals... the game industry keeps getting filled with Genious' pretty soon we wont need 100 people working on a huge game...

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Wii Grabs A Slice Of PSP Japanese Hardware Sales]]> @Jelster: You can easily say that about EVERY console, quit lying to yourself acting like the PS3 and 360 are brand new and nothing in them is just upgraded hardware from the previous console.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on 7 Reasons Why There Will Be A Redesigned DS]]> I was hoping for GBA expansion pack things like with the N64's expansion pack... heh... a bit of a hassle but it'd be something to increase the specs without alienating everyone to buy a brand new one... the DS could also be like the NES and live longer than 5 years. *sigh* I hate consoles, people can't wait long enough till they must have a new one, why not just keep going till it stops selling completely? <:

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Wii Owners Don't Buy Games]]> You guys do realize that Wii games get little advertising because companies are trying to spend all their time and money into XBOX 360 and PS3 games because they want to put all they can cram into the budget and make tons of ads for their games to make up for their money loss on the game. I think it's easy to see why the Wii games don't sell, they fail to impress and companies don't lose as much if their game fails.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on New Earthworm Jim Games? And Cartoons? Thanks!]]> M.Bison: YES! YES!

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Zero Punctuation Beats On Smash Bros. Brawl]]> I hate when people take a game that's received well then try to bash it all these different ways and say it's a bad/average game just because they don't like it, or the real reason: They suck at it.

On that note: Halo sucks, Megaman sucks, any game with a sequel SUCKS. (By the way that's sarcasm.) The thing that makes me laugh my ass off is when people are always bashing Nintendo for all their sequels, when you see these same people dieing over GTA 4 which will arguably be the same as the last 3 games in the franchise just with different graphics. Heh, opinions are opinions, but honestly you guys just don't know when to state one and just keep feeding off the programmed "I hate this company because I love this one" bias.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Analyst Warns Movie Studios That People May Be Playing Games On PS3s]]> Playing games on a video game console? how absurd! BLASPHEMY! Everyone uses game consoles to watch movies, hence why they're called VIDEO GAME CONSOLES... The analysts really need to hit the "duh!" button. Honestly, this is the best version of Captain Obvious I've ever seen.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Treasure Tackling Two Wii Titles]]> @Shiryu: I hope so, Gunstar Heroes is awesome, I just hope they go back to the original Red ad Blue not the girl red they messed up the storyline with in the GBA pre/sequel

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on 'Why Do Good People Make Bad Games?']]> @Darthvinder: wasn't GTA not really big till it went GTA 3 and beyond?

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on You Call These E-Rated Games? No!]]> @Weirdwolf: The characters in the anime of Pokemon are 10 and older, the ones in the games aren't specified.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Can A Wii Game Really Look This Good?]]> To be honest, none of the PS3/360 games have impressed me graphically yet, they're all dark abyss for the most part and people say they look so lifelike, last I checked the Earth was lit by something called LIGHT and the SUN.

I wish you people would stop being so freaking PS3 and 360 loving because the Wii is just as good as them. You fanboys need to quit hating, I'm just not impressed by graphics at the least. Doesn't mean I don't find games on the 360 and PS3 fun.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on More Info On Xbox 360 Wiimote?]]> You guys sound so tough, bashing Nintendo is so last gen.

Also, to people still calling it a gimmick, it's a gimmick that has sold millions, the Wii has sold way more than enough to be considered a success and I really don't see what bashing it is going to do, make the 360 actually SELL in Japan?

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on New Soul Calibur IV Character, Has Sharp Nipples]]> Wait... they're putting a Keroro Gunso character in it? How about Keroro himself? Yoda needs another short green thing to combat against in the 360 version.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Simple 2000: The Japanese Hardware Chart: Holy Crap, PSP Edition]]> @subnet6: Would it honestly be anything new?

Are people honestly expecting anything different? Go back a generation and you might be using the current "LOL XBOX SALES IN JAPAN" to "LOL GAMECUBE SALES IN AMERICA AND EVERYWHERE ELSE"

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Producer Pines For New Nintendo Characters]]> @Blah-Blah-Blah: I dare you to name one company that hasn't recycled a character or an idea. As the FPS genre has been re-re-re-recycled and people still get a kick out of it when it's the same exact thing with different enemies tacked on each time.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Famitsu Scores Mario Kart Wii]]> To all who think "Oh it has Mario in the name... 10/10" See Sonic and all the other mascots like Crash and Spyro or anyone else who nearly died or should be dead in the gaming world, seeing how they haven't gotten a 10 since their earlier titles were out. I don't think magazines are biased to Mario, in that case people would be saying Hotel Mario was good...

Also, Final Fantasy isn't hated? It's on freaking 13 and has probably more main games than Mario has ever had.

]]> <![CDATA[Shaoko commented on Nintendo Asking Stupid Questions]]> Gosh, was Halo 3 this well received? (sarcasm if you didn't get it the first time.)

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