Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on That "Release GTA IV Early" Letter? It's Not Real.

"The double salutations (To: and Dear,) really tickled my inner English teacher's funny bone."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Microsoft Looking into Early GTA IV Players

"@NateN: Thanks for a cogent response."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Microsoft Looking into Early GTA IV Players

"@Sparx: "WHY does the world revolve around YOU? Seriously, chill out." Seriously, fuck right off."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Microsoft Looking into Early GTA IV Players

"RockStar, just break the fucking street date already."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Microsoft, Rare, Gyration Talk 360 Wii Remote Rumors

"This is what all of the "X ripped that off of Y" posts sound like to me: "I think that all the auto makers who ripped off Amedee Bollee Sr's steering wheel were just biters and cars haven't been the same since.""

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Microsoft, Rare, Gyration Talk 360 Wii Remote Rumors

"What I find MOST amusing about the whole article is that "Newton" and "Darwin" are both Apple projects already."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Pachter: Microsoft Doesn't Need To Be First, Just Rich

""But how can any major, innovative console manufacturer not be looking at the 100 million+ precedent set by the PS2 and realizing that no one but first place has a realistic chance of reaching such heights?" So, in other words, quit listening to voices of reason and keep fanning the flames?"

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on What Game Are You Ashamed You Played?

"Enchanted Arms...for PS3."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on GTA IV Gets Its First Taste Of Console Nitpicking

"@fenderfuel08: The cost of the HD you can put in your PS3 is the market price."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on GTA IV Gets Its First Taste Of Console Nitpicking

"@Mark Wilson - "when has a SIXAXIS control scheme ever been "pretty good" enough to actually use for more than 2-3 minutes at a time?" I'm going to read that as a direct question and respond that I found Sixaxis worked great for me on these titles: flOw Blast Factor Blazing Angels I and II (Yes, I flew BOTH games to completion using the Arcade Sixaxis setup) Burnout Paradise Lair (I hear you when you say you wanted to turn it off, but I didn't have a problem with tilt in Lair AT ALL) Warhawk To show balance, Sixaxis was poorly utilized such that I didn't use it at all in these games: Tony Hawk Project 8 and Proving Ground Skate Every other use of sixaxis is pretty much a small part of input (e.g."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Grand Theft Auto IV DLC To Bring Whole Cities?

"How many times are we going to have to relearn the meaning of FUD?"

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Bungie Wants Halo Fans To Become Bungie Fans

"@LordMagnusMastah: Right, because Halo was the first game to ever have a space-based military unit engaged in first person shooting combat against aliens."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Bungie Wants Halo Fans To Become Bungie Fans

"Sorry."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Marketing Halo 3 - Finding Master Chief's Humanity

"If the marketing was so successful, why didn't it convince me to buy the game?"

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Amazon Hands $50 To HD DVD Suckers

"@CyberG4: Reported to GMs for dupe exploits."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Rumor: BioShock 2 Bound For PlayStation 3 (and Wii?)

"I love spitballing titles."

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Weekends Were Made for Nepotism

"What if we can't be bribed with 360 schwag, you nepotic line-jumper?"

Kotaku - The Happy Clique for... commented on Gran Turismo 5 Prologue Review: Quality, Yes, Quantity, Hrm...

"@Everyone - Some of you don't want to subsidize the completion of GT5."