Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.'s Messages

Jefe commented on 'MY FIRZT VOTE IN MY WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY'

"From now on, any and all references to McCain should be replaced with "WAR MONGER AZZ"."

http://wonkette.com/393693/#c5912807 10:33 AM on May 28

Jefe commented on John McCain's Heartfelt Mother's Day Message

"Looks like Bea Arthur from the Golden Girls."

http://wonkette.com/388719/#c5604087 3:54 PM on May 8

Jefe commented on McCain To Show That Iran, He'll Show 'Em Good Alright, With Help Of 'League of Nations'

"Later, McCain promised to uphold the Articles of Confederation."

http://wonkette.com/387790/#c5555046 3:07 PM on May 6

Jefe commented on Poll: 60% Of Democrats Forgot To Take Retard Medicine Before Responding To Poll

"@illnoise: It's like how Ritalin calms hyperactive kids."

http://wonkette.com/387751/#c5554023 2:30 PM on May 6

Jefe commented on Barack Obama Throws 'Grand Theft Auto IV' Under The Bus

"Good gawd, GTA isn't about shooting people with guns."

http://wonkette.com/386718/#c5505297 5:58 PM on May 2

Jefe commented on OH YEAH IT'S ALSO 'LAW DAY':

"Today is pretty much a day for everything."

http://wonkette.com/386140/#c5477919 12:13 PM on May 1

Jefe commented on Does Barack Obama Hate Tanning Salons?

"[upload.wikimedia.org] Zubaz pants."

http://wonkette.com/383747/#c5369405 8:21 PM on Apr 24

Jefe commented on Wingnut Church Changes Obama-Osama Church Sign

"IS BRACK OBAMA MOZLEMHE SEZ NO BUT IS HEGROW A BRIAN MORANS"

http://wonkette.com/383246/#c5340474 1:26 PM on Apr 23

Jefe commented on Who Will Win Pennsylvania? Join The Unofficial Wonkette Betting Pool!

"Hillary by 5, 52.5 to 47.5. Then everyone will say she needs to drop out, then she will drop out, then everyone will complain because Barry won by losing."

http://wonkette.com/382874/#c5325047 7:02 PM on Apr 22

Jefe commented on Hate TV Wrestling? Then You'll Also Hate Hillary, McCain & Obama

"I kept waiting for Junk Yard Dog to run in and clothesline each of them."

http://wonkette.com/382733/#c5319085 1:37 PM on Apr 22

Jefe commented on Witch! Traitor TeeVee Critic Makes Terrorist Error About George Washington

"I don't no care no how what she don't know about no history."

http://wonkette.com/382200/#c5298314 1:51 PM on Apr 21

Jefe commented on McCain Campaign Gives Up, Will Accept Welfare

"Looks like Yoda with a light saber."

http://wonkette.com/382197/#c5295691 12:22 PM on Apr 21

Jefe commented on Ann Coulter Signs Books While Lady-Pooping?

"After the long dookey turd exited her butthole into the toilet, the cool water splashed back and tickled her nutsack. Yay it's friday, and I'm insane now."

http://wonkette.com/381700/#c5272551 5:26 PM on Apr 18

Jefe commented on Terrifying Death Robot Screeches Obama's Name