Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Cast Your Vote For This Week's Most Disturbing Cartoon, at 12:21 AM on May 17 Only a flesh wound, etc etc. Ron Paul should be a sitcom star. more » [wonkette]

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Australia And Friends Added To Warhammer Online Launch, at 7:45 PM on May 16 Eh, wake me when the 40k MMO comes out. Also, drop bears taste great with sauce. more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on NYC Eyeballs Growing Games Industry, at 7:43 PM on May 16 @rmeehan17: I thought they were British based? more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on MADWORLD Trailer Is Mad Bloody, Mad Cool, at 6:51 AM on May 16 About No More Heroes: I love it. more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Oh Dear...Sega Fans..., at 6:40 AM on May 16 Oh yeah, and when Mario does it it's the coolest thing since Fonzie... more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Bayonetta Sells Itself In 36 Seconds, at 3:21 PM on May 15 These boots are made for walkin'... more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Microsoft So Happy It Didn't Make a Handheld Console, at 4:53 AM on May 15 @M.C.-Action: Xactly. more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Rein: Big Publishers Will Run Digital Distribution, Too, at 4:49 AM on May 15 It won't strangle independent games by a long shot. more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Star Wars: The Force Unleashed Multiplayer Makes LucasArts PR Snappy, at 4:47 AM on May 15 Makes sense for once. more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Pokemon Platinum Announced, Due In The Fall, at 4:46 AM on May 15 ...for a second I thought the Kotaku background had changed to fit... ...anyway, awesome. more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Vicious, Cute Ice Bears Saved By Bush Administration, at 6:25 PM on May 14 Polar bears and crocodiles may be cute as babies- but they grow up! more » [wonkette]

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Shane Kim Clueless About Xbox 360 Newton, at 2:30 AM on May 14 It's only a poor third-party environment because nearly all the third parties have been pumping out gimmicky shite while Nintendo is the only company actually putting effort into Wii games, bar a few exceptions. He does have a pretty good view though- the 360 pretty much is the online console of this generation, it's what makes it stand out. more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Banjo-Kazooie: Hot New Bird On Bear Action, at 1:27 AM on May 14 OK, I'll admit- that looks FUN. @KM91: Yeah, new art style. more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on McCain's Beloved Nutball Friend Hagee Apologizes To The Great Whore, at 4:57 PM on May 13 That picture looks like Bizarro Hitler. more » [wonkette]

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Barack Obama Will Haunt Your Dreams, at 4:54 PM on May 13 Barack Obama is the final boss of No More Heroes! more » [wonkette]

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Join Us Tonight For The West Virginia Primary Spectacular!, at 4:53 PM on May 13 @BaconCat: AH LOVE YOU PA! more » [wonkette]

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on GTA IV And The Breakdancing Tugboat, at 1:48 AM on May 13 Glitches are half the fun! more »

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. commented on Pitfall Harry Swings To The Wii, at 1:35 AM on May 13 Yet another insult to the Wii. more »