Retribution commented on Voice of Mario Working on Autobiography

"@Sabre_Justice: No, it'll be called "If i did it" :P"

Retribution commented on The Mah-Jong Game Maid Cafe

"Isn't christmas over already?"

Retribution commented on Pokemon Snap Coming to VC

"Oh god its back..."

Retribution commented on Guncon 3 Is "Much More Accurate" Than Wii-mote

"Yeah, but can the guncon double as a sex toy like the wiimote, i think not. On a more serious note, wiimotes are hard to aim with (ever played red steel?) but its fun and im a fanboy and thats really all that matters, 6 led's or not i'll tell you what i've got a peice of plastic with a barcode that prefers two."

Retribution commented on Japan Xbox 360 Fanboy Replies to Kotaku Readers

"I bet he knows not to give kane and lynch a 6.0!"

Retribution commented on Guncon 3 Is "Much More Accurate" Than Wii-mote

"Yeah but the wiimote makes everyone look sexy, i mean look at nintendo's website, and then look at that picture, if that guy was holding a wiimote he'd look like gabe newell (that sexy beast) Instead of jack thompson."

Retribution commented on Shoot The Very Small Core

"Wheres the ship from asteroids?"

Retribution commented on Unemployed Ninja Finds Work Launching Her Own Game

"Except in america, where game designers are fat right?"

Retribution commented on Japan Xbox 360 Fanboy Replies to Kotaku Readers

"Cant we all just get along like jamzy?"

Retribution commented on Hudson on Mass Firing

"Cell phone games are for people with tight pants, i wear cargo's and a huge columbia coat, i usually carry my ds, my camcorder, camera, a phone book, and cake."