<![CDATA[Comments from Random J]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Random J]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Dead Rising...For The Wii!]]> Damn!!! I did not see this one coming. I'm eager to see how ragged this game is gonna look on Wii after they downgrade the hell out of it.

The optimistic soul in me wants to believe this is a gateway to a Resident evil 5 port. But I know that shit ain't gon' happen.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented]]> I think Naomi's gonna beat Sunny with the spatula for calling that weapons guy with the monkey a bad word.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Which RSS Do You Use?]]> Didn't you lose all of your bookmarks one time before too!? *lol* Sorry, I shouldn't laugh.

I don't tend to know of any alternatives to use for RSS feeds. I don't really use them. As with Absent blue, I tend to just check sites out individually.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on The Mario Galaxy Box Art That Should Have Been [UPDATED]]]> Hot...ass...image. It so should've been the box art image.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Here's Some Resident Evil 5 Play Footage]]> Should that little kid be playing the game? Or is that just a really small, child like looking developer of RE5?

Anyway. The game looks hot. I'd like to think this game would get compressed and downgraded to hell and end up on Wii - but I know it ain't gonna happen.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Dead Fantasy II: Return Of Video Game Girls Kicking The Crap Out Of Each Other]]> Oh sweet Jesus...the dude has SKILLS!! Monty Oum has MAD skills. He needs to get snapped up by Square Enix or run his own company already. That was awesome! Anybody who can take a useless bitch like Rinoa and turn her into a bad ass gets brownie points in my book. The whole thing rocked.

I can't believe people are moaning about: he re-hashed this, the textures aren't all that, he's arrogant. Puh-lease! The dude has a clear talent. Haloid, Dead Fantasy I and II put Advent children to shame in the choreography and 'WOW' department. I was more into his shit that the whole of that borefest of a movie. The only thing it had over Monty Oum's vids are how detailed it was. Sorry, but he knows how to do a fight scene and captivate. There's dudes in the games industry who be directing and animating FMV sequences and cut scenes that ain't got shit on the dude.

I want part III, IV and V like yesterday. *sits and waits*

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Church Uses Mii Christ for Easter Outreach]]> That actually looks a bit like you Brian. Big ol' smile and all! *lol*

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on New Soul Calibur IV Character]]> She looks crap, just like that Hilde chick. I'm suprised Namco didn't give her some hefty titties. All of the other ladies got upgraded. I bet even Talim is workin' with giant sized grapefruits now.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Do You Want To See The Glue Finger?!]]> *LMAO!!!* He's naughty.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Man Gets PlayStation 3 Tattoo For Some Bizarre Reason]]> Video game tattoo's aren't as cool as some think they are.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Dojo Dump: LOL WUT]]> I'm surprised Nintendo showed the Snake and Samus pic. I thought they may deem it AO and not want 'the kids' to see it because of what it may imply. *rolls eyes*

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Ziff Davis Files For Bankruptcy]]> *lol* @ "While we don't know much about the financial health of its video gaming properties, we have heard that the 1UP Yours podcast will be scaled back to a lean three hours in an effort to cut costs."

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Zack & Wiki "Demo" Released]]> Zack & Wiki is definitely worth buying. I highly reccomend it. It's a dumb that Capcom didn't promote it more. It actually got some good TV promo in the UK. The TV commercial for the game used to air regularly around Christmas, but the advert was crap. I wish the adverts for Wii games had some better context as opposed to people sat on a sofa and a clip of the game.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on K.K. Slider for Reals]]> That dog looks scarred for life.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Zack & Wiki "Demo" Released]]> Zack & Wiki is a solid game. I've only completed 4 of the missions and haven't had the chance to reallys it down with it, but I love what I've played so far. It's a great game, very original and genuinely funny. It's a shame it hasn't sold better.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Being WAY TOO EXCITED For Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]> Will that not draw attention to the fact you have something cool and possibly worth stealing? *lol*

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Why Phil Harrison Joined Infogrames? Magnetic Attraction]]> I'm not sure whether to be impressed you got a hold of Phil Harrison's chewing gum, or slightly creeped out and disturbed. So conflicted...

If it were Hikaru Utada's gum on the other hand, I'd be blowing up your Inbox with requests to FedEx me the gum pronto. (Damn, I love that woman...)

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Mister Slime (DS) Coming In April]]> I saw 'slime' and immediately thought Dragon quest. I then actually read the article and paid attention and found myself feeling a little empty inside. Turns out I was just hungry.

This game is so gonna suck.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Tetris Skirt Makes Me Resent My Penis]]> *lol* @ "Tetris Skirt Makes Me Resent My Penis".

Holy shit Mark, the skirt is not THAT nice. It's actually kinda ragged looking. That shit cannot be worth $45 dollars. It just can't. That said I'd still wear the hell out of it.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on U.S. Air Force Wants To Buy 300 PS3s For Cell "Assessment"]]> By "assessment" do they mean taking a trip to bootleg citay!? ;)

Nah, I give Sony credit where it's due. If their Cell processor can help the greater good aside from satisfying gaming needs, then power to 'em.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Nintendo Reveals More Mario Kart Wii Online Details]]> It's not even so much the voice chat or the text chat for me that's f**king up the online play, it's the Friend codes. If this game had no bastardized Friend codes and more of the EA nation system setup that Medal of honor: Heroes 2 has, this game would be a solid online effort on most fronts. You have that whole pre-determined text list in Medal of honor too, but at least you can send friend requests to whoever you've played against. It's gonna suck having a really good race with random rivals and then not being able to just add them to your Friends roster on the fly.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on New PSP Color For Japan]]> They should call it shit bronze. *rolls eyes* None of these other PSP colours are nice. The black and the white are the nicest looking. The PSP isn't selling so amazingly well that Sony can have them fly off the shelf when a new colour is introduced like how Nintendo do with the DS.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Feast Your Eyes On Drool Worthy Figures!]]> It would've been cooler to have seen the Rainbow Mika figure painted / coloured. She was such a cool character. I'd love to see her big ol' booty and busty bosoms in Street Fighter IV.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Okami On Wii Delayed]]> It's not a major delay, so I'm not that fussed. I never picked this game up on PS2, so I've really no reason not to pick up the definitive Wii version. March and April will be a hot time for gaming for us UK gamers: Between the PAL release of No more heroes in the middle of March, and Mario Kart Wii & Okami in April. And I still have yet to properly sit down and play Zack and Wiki.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Punch Out!, So Racist]]> That's what a n***a gets for stealing a bike. *lol*

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Kojima Says Blu-Ray Disc Doesn't Have Enough Space]]> F**king hell. I'm not technically savvy, so I'm not going to run off on how and why this game takes up so much space. But I do agree with okenny :) though. It certainly isn't good that a year into the PS3's life cycle a game is already struggling to fit on a Blu-ray disc. F**k knows what the deal with Final Fantasy XIII is gonna be. I wouldn't be surprised if that was a 2 Blu-ray disc game...double sided at that.

Regardless of storage space, this game is still gonna shut shit down. Kojima could've put this on 4 Blu-ray discs, a DVD and made it a requirement for gamers to endure a 2 hour install - and it would still sell shit loads on the day of release.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on European Wii Fit Price Announced]]> This shit sells well in Japan. Wii sports and Wii play are still pushing units over there and even Family ski is flogging its little self and hustling in the top 20 of the software charts.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Street Fighter IV "Could Go Potentially" to Wii]]> *LMAO!!!* @ pandafresh: "Capcom! Fuck up the system and port this to the Dreamcast! DOOOO IT!"

I'm down with that pandafresh. SO down with that! I sawy they f**k the system up even more and make it online playable via a 56k connection and fishing rod control compatible.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Chun-Li And Viper Street Fighter IV Smack Down]]> That scene looked awesome. It's about time we got a hot looking intro for a Street Fighter game. I was getting tired or watching GIF images with 3 frames of animation slide across the screen whilst some light flashes in the background.

The choreography was in that scene hot and the look was very stylized. Me likey! I did not dig how Chun-Li got bitch slapped to the floor and then kicked in the face though. Her spinning bird kick was mad weak too. It should've made me cringe like it did in the Animated movie when she did it Vega. I wanted to feel like Crimson Viper's face was getting f**ked up with every kick and then see her spin to the floor and land face down.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Holy Crap, King of Fighters XII Is 100 Percent Hand Drawn]]> The graphics look hot. But it doesn't look amazing to me. The backgrounds sport smoother animation than the fighters themselves. The sprites certainly look like they sport a higher resolution than the likes of Street Fighter III, but Street Fighter III definitely has more fluid animation. I went a tad crazy when I first saw Ryu's clothes flow all over the place when he pushed out a fireball.

I'm a big fan of the raw 80's arcade style music that plays in the trailer though. It took me back and almost made me shed a tear. *sniffles*

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Wii Ware Site Are Go!]]> That Final Fantasy: Tale of the little blonde haired pimp and his gangsta leaning crown game looks pretty cool. I wouldn't mind giving that a go. Even though the trailers show nothing more than the little king gangsta leaning his crown, a big blue crystal and a house erecting in a shower of confetti and balloons. Graphically it's beyond the scope of what I was expecting to see on Wii ware.

@ Billkwando:
Rose & Camellia SO needs to get a Wii ware release. I tried playing that game on the Wii via the Intenet channel, but the crappy thing had problems loadingit, so I couldn't play it and pimp slap some bitches with some Wii remote action.

:(

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on New FaceBreaker Screens]]> This looks pretty cool. I'm coming over with flash backs of Ready 2 rumble for the Dreamcast!! I'm scared for what the Wii version is going to look like though. It's probably gonna look like Virtua Fighter 1 in comparison to the 360 and PS3 versions.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on We Ski Brings More Wii Balance Board Leaning To North America]]> The snow looks pretty impressive in that image. It's a shame about the game. This shit looks like Snowboard kids with an unlockable bonus Onsen. This should've been straight up 5 yen on Wii ware. Nintendo need to be developing 1080° snowboarding for the Wii. More of the N64 classic, less of the GameCube sequalized garbage.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Phil Harrison's New Job]]> *LOL* @ "Heck, I'd be Directeur Général Délégué for Infogrames just for the business cards."

Me too! I'd be sure to put on the most stank accent as I say the job role too and be sure to have on a tweed blazer with a crimson leather glove hanging out of a side pocket. I think Phil should go one better and change his name to Phillipé Harrison (surname pronounced Ha-ray-sawn). Just to give it some extra flick.

:D

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on This Is Why We're Excited About Valkyria Chronicles]]> This is the first game on PS3 that has made me think "Okay...I need to start looking at getting me a PS3". It looks brilliant. It's a JRPG, with strategy elements, anime style and headshots. What's not to love!?

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on A Farewell To Weekends]]> Yay for free weekends!! See ya on the weekdays fella!

:)

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Microsoft Erases Gamer's Memories]]> PISSED!!! I'd be so pissed. That is a complete piss take. I'm not sure what else to say other than that.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on Soulcalibur IV Screens - Now With More Kilik!]]> I like how they threw it back to Xianghua's P2 outfit from Soul Calibur 1.

]]> <![CDATA[Random J commented on The Japanese HD DVD Shrine]]> Somebody has gotta love that format.

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