Quilt commented on Teavana Salesperson Throws Involuntary Tea Party

"@hillsrovey: I'd return more then the tins."

Quilt commented on How To Save On Those Wallet-Defiling Horrors Known As 'Weddings'

"Weddings are bullshit."

Quilt commented on Left 4 Dead 2 Lets You Play A Bit Of Zombie Cricket

"Wait...so if I decide to use the cricket bat, will this make me unable to understand the score?"

Quilt commented on Get A Taste Of Bullshit!'s Video Game Episode

"@Quilt: *is received with a roll of the eyes and a tired sigh. Had to correct that one."

Quilt commented on Get A Taste Of Bullshit!'s Video Game Episode

"On first glance that guy really reminds me of a professor I once had."

Quilt commented on College Professor Trolls For Science, Finds People Hate Him

"HAHAHAHAHHA!"

Quilt commented on Wells Fargo Teller Explains The Ways Of The Desert To Customer

"This reminds me of the time a Best Buy employee argued with me about whether or not my house-hold had a wireless network."

Quilt commented on Why Bayhem Will Never Be In 3-D

"It's kind of funny that Megan Fox would mention anything about acting."

Quilt commented on LucasArts Announcing News On Old Game On Monday

""LucasArts Games promsies to unveil a new and exciting game based on an existing franchise on Monday." If it's anything to do with Star Wars, then there's absolutely nothing new or exciting about the announcement."

Quilt commented on Ant Mega-Colony Covers Half The Planet

"Fucking communists."