<![CDATA[Comments from Project Thanatos]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Project Thanatos]]> <![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Blizzard Worldwide Invitiational Wrap-Up]]> @Gray665: Satyr. Those are goat features.. not bull features.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on The Man Behind Diablo III Talks Plot, Lore and Battle.Net]]> I always wondered what would happen if the Gates of Hell opened.. and nothing came out.

Very interesting lore premise.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on How Permanent Is My Residency In Japan?]]> Congratulations!

I am very very very bothered by this decreasing Japanese population and as a concerned individual.. will do whatever I can to help. So make sure to tell all the attractive Japanese ladies that there's a handsome hispanic gamer willing to make babies left and right.

Do let me know if you find any ladies that are interested.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Eight Toys You Can't Leave Comic-Con Without]]> HOLY SHIT!

FIN FANG FOOM! I never thought I'd see the day.

Nemesis Prime's paint job alone makes it worthwhile to own.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on New Dissidia Final Fantasy Trailer]]> Also...

The only thing that would make this game perfect.. put Terra in there and make her go all SuperSayi-... I mean ESPER... and show all the men how it's really done.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on New Dissidia Final Fantasy Trailer]]> Squall vs Sephiroth? Really? That seems a bit one sided figuring Sephiroth is vastly more powerful than Squall.

Where does Cloud show up as the Squenix god that he is and woop everyone's ass?

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on 9 Unknowns We Want to See in the Avengers Movie]]> Vision. Nuff said.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on <em>Variety</em> Troubled By Sid Meier's Next Game]]> Civilization AND Colonization are mere reflections of the way our human race behaves. This is by far my favorite aspect of the series. Yes there is racism, nationalism, etc, etc. In the end my soldiers trample your dead.. raze your cities... breed your people out... bankrupt your economy... force others to view you negatively... force my god(s) or lack thereof on your masses... poison your water supplies.. sabotage your hard work... destroy your land through what can only be called terrorism in the modern world... incite revolts.. burn everything you are to the ground.

Notice the trend here?

It's NOT just a game. It's a reflection of the human machination. Turn-based but accurate as proven by history.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Prepare Cheap and Healthy Food With Minimal Resources]]> Artichokes should never EVER be anywhere near the word cheap.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Hello Kitty Becomes DS PDA]]> The pink burns my eyes. THEY BLEED.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Why Did We Never See Neal Stephenson's Future-Batman Movie?]]> I think what made Beyond so great was Terry McGinnis. He was the complete opposite of Bruce Wayne personality and training wise. He was charismatic where Bruce was intimidating. He adapted quickly to the suit because of his age and persona where Bruce had to train rigorously for it. Best of all though.. is that Terry grew up and was far more exposed to the state of Gotham as it is in the future. Where as Bruce still wandered in a state of old.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Let's Pay a Visit to the Zerg Homeworld]]> SPOILER:

Brood War ended with the revelation that Zerg-protoss hybrids were in incubation. This might have been the plan all along as her willing cooperation with the Protoss to eliminate the rogue hive minds might have served as an excellent diversion from the production of these units.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Yet Another Tacky Resurrection On Heroes?]]> Mmmmmm Scarlett...

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Casting Leonardo Dicaprio As Captain America Would Be Titanically Wrong]]> I vote Damon... Reynolds a close second.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Guitar Hero World Tour's New Guitar Control Revealed, Priced]]> Im so happy I never bought Rockband :D

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on How Do Capcom Know When To Revive A Franchise?]]> Strider

Power Stone

Finally tie in the original Mega Man with Mega Man X.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Colbert Invokes Katamari, Tetris, Mario While Mocking Japan's Election Coverage]]> All I know.. is I want a slapping machine at everyone's desk by tomorrow. All USB connected and networked where only I can trigger them from my desk. Oh the greatness that will be that day.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on A CGI Gojira Worthy of His Name]]> One of my biggest issues as a HUGE G fan is the portrayal of Gojira itself.

I am a huge fan of the Heisei era Godzilla. That being the Goji incarnation from Godzilla 1995 through Godzilla vs Destroyah.

This era portrayed Godzill as a behemoth compared to other eras. Much more sluggish in nature (respectively due to his huge size) but all the more physically powerful. Ibelieve this portrayal was the best interpretation of Godzilla as a rampant force of nature gone wrong.

After Godzilla 2000, the kaiju king takes a much slimmer and athletic approach. Even in Final Wars you see this figure at play. Jumping, running, flipping. All things a ninja or power ranger could do... but not a behemoth creature of destruction.

This Godzilla seemed slimmer but at the same time much slower. His animalistic qualities (such as the head shake no doubt due to the high amounts of dust and debris he was wading through) add a realism that I quite enjoy in a Godzilla film. Yes I know Godzilla and realism cant really go hand in hand without a few chuckles but it does make the illusion much more enjoyable.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Superheroes Who Can't Have Sex]]> Didn't Alicia leave Ben Grimm for Johny Storm because she was really a Skrull sent to infiltrate the FF and she eventually fell in love with Johnny Storm instead?

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Become Kotaku's Next King of Comments]]> Now that you mention it.. where HAS Witz been?

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Happy 25th Anniversary Capcom!]]> Yay! Now please give us a new Marvel vs Capcom installment.

Or a new Strider game.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Imagine Being Stuck With Seth Rogen For All Time]]> Im curious as to why they used their real names.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on A Parasite that Induces Love in its Host]]> I for one accept our new mind-controlling wasp overlords.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on The Science Behind The Happening Is Jesus?]]> Hmm here I thought that an evolutionary "leap" was happening with out arboreal neighbors. As in emitting a spore that causes our desire for death due to our rampant destruction of our environment.

Jesus always intervenes I guess.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Shiny New Civ IV: Colonization Coming To PC]]> Alpha Centauri PLEASE. PLEASE! PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on WoW Getting Achievements With Wrath Of The Lich King]]> I play WoW. A lot.

My opinion: Blech.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on A Daring Uphill Assault, From Clone Wars]]> This looks all good and dandy... but dont we already know what happens? I mean... in the end.. the Jedi become near extinct and Anakin is to blame.

Granted Clone Wars falls into the "expanded" universe... but how about something fresh.. like delving into the opposite end of the spectrum.. say.. post Return of the Jedi?

That's how you keep the franchise and lore fresh.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Transformers 2 Robot Roll Call, With First Pics Of Jetfire]]> And so... Transformers 3... Unicron returns. IT IS WRITTEN! FEAR THE DEVOURER OF WORLDS!

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Who Wants A Soul Sword, When You Can Have A Light Saber?]]> @HJungle: You mean like a name like Skywalker?

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Who Wants A Soul Sword, When You Can Have A Light Saber?]]> Namco also revealed that Darth Vader's apprentice.. the protagonist of the new Force Unleashed games will also be appearing in the new Soul Calibur.

Source: [kotaku.com]

Kotaku = <3

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on A Vibrator-Shaped Space Station (1961)]]> If this ship had a weapon's system.. it would be known as the zapper! ;)

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on A Vibrator-Shaped Space Station (1961)]]> @Garrison Dean, King Awesome: Heh. Nice.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on A Vibrator-Shaped Space Station (1961)]]> In space... no one can hear you orgasm.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Gears of War, Mass Effect On The Cheap]]> Exclusive? Isn't Mass Effect also available on the PC?

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on What Did You Play This Weekend?]]> Mmm FFVI. By far my favorite of all the FF games.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on 20 Total Bots In Transformers 2 -- Including One Major Surprise]]> Galvatron?

Unicron?

Yes plz.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Massage Him! Clean Him! Finish Him!]]> Let's rub it out everyone!

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on Government Pours Millions into Pig Powder for Regrowing Limbs]]> It would be funny if his finger grows back and one day he's chowing down and bites into his finger and tastes bacon.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on io9 Meetup in New York City Tomorrow Night]]> I demand pics of this Godzilla tie in action.

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<![CDATA[Project Thanatos commented on The Power Suit that Could Kick Iron Man's Ass]]> Evangelions could only be piloted by 14 year old children due to the origin of the Evangelion models. They were actually clones/variants spawned from Adam and Eve.

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