What a jackass you are for moving that thread. This site would be nonexistent without comments...good, bad, funny, silly, offensive and everything in between.
The AIAS awards come from within the industry, and are nominated by and voted on by individual developers who are members of the AIAS (making these the gaming equivalent of, say, the Oscars or SAG awards). They are not purchased or voted for by fans, journalists or bots.
If you don't like the results, get a game job, join the AIAS and vote next year.
She's not missing, she's just in another castle.
You'll have your retirement soon enough at that pace - it's called death.
This is such a bad road to head down...I don't even want to click through the gallery.
Menopause is a fuckin' bummer.
Dude, Midget is not the preferred nomenclature...
Pfft...that was just a Gull wing impact - not as impressive as a turkey.
TurTruckin: A turkey stuffed inside of a Coke truck.
Delicious!!
Did you watch the video linked to in Pincus' memo? Vostu created their own assets and built their own games, though they mirrored Zynga's (admittedly shitty) gameplay, art style, animation, layout, UI and even names.
Like the OP stated, this is nearly identical to what Zynga is being called out on lately and the hypocrisy here is just is staggering.
So if she weighs the same as a duck...she's made of wood...and therefore...IS A WITCH!!!!!
Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity?
I hate myself for knowing who these people are, and find myself wondering why they are hitting an IHOP.
Moons Over My Hammy?
Strange things are afoot here...it's like they took the most awkward, disproportionate girl in high school and made her give me a raging boner.
In the immortal words of Towelie, "Don't ferget yer towel!"
Oh, that reminds me that having kittens inserted is probably on par with my previously-mentioned atrocities. There are so many ways one can be raped, and all of them are horrifically appropriate for the BF3 characters to shout out mid-combat.
It's your kind that makes our kind have to do our thing in the privacy of our nation's restrooms in fear of hate crimes. Why did your "God" give me not one, but TWO hands that so perfectly grasp my genitals? How is that not his explicit blessing to masturbate??
Sorry - I'm being genuine, while not suppressing my dislike of Dennis and his "writing."
Totally agree here - Dennis has outed himself as a typical, stereotyping, heterosexual Caucasian with that association.
He's also exposed the fact that he's never taken a girl's behymen, which is just so sad and pathetic that I feel truly sorry for him. You're not really a man until you've given it to her in the can, amiright??
You are obviously one of the lucky ones who's never been raped in the urethra.
Count your blessings, friend. There is not much worse than having another man's penis forcefully inserted into your own penis against your will.
Well, I guess getting double-penetratedly-raped in the urethra is worse, but the logistics of that one are pretty staggering.
Dennis, as a fervent masturbator, I find the name of your blog, Punching Snakes, incredibly insensitive and offensive.
How could you be so overly sensitive to the plights of a group you do not belong to with regard to BF3, and then so thoughtlessly perpetuate similar injustices against yet another oft-maligned minority group such as us masturbators with your blog!?!?
