Ping5000 commented on Grand Theft Auto For Wii? Take-Two Says...

"@wild homes abides!: I bought No More Heroes and Zack & Wiki."

Ping5000 commented on Grand Theft Auto For Wii? Take-Two Says...

"@Mit: Sarcasm."

Ping5000 commented on Mega Man 9 - Winging It

""We didn't like the SNES controllers all that much to begin with (which is why they evolved into N64 controllers)" Oh god, not agai--- *vomits shit uncontrollably again*"

Ping5000 commented on Get Out Your Air Guitar, New Wii Music Screens

"If Mr."

Ping5000 commented on Where To Get Your LBP Nariko SackGirl

"HOT!"

Ping5000 commented on Grand Theft Auto Helps Preteen Rescue Family From Crashed Car

"The best part is how smug she looks in the picture."

Ping5000 commented on Oh Hollywood, What Did You Do To Dragonball?!

"Well, Dragonball, Z and GT all sucked in the first place."

Ping5000 commented on Creepy Tom Cruise Interview Redone As Creepy Half-Life 2 Interview

"Oh my god. BONER HAS BEEN INDUCED."

Ping5000 commented on Using Video Games As Babysitter? Don't Have Sex

"@Infallible: But..."

Ping5000 commented on Mirror's Edge System Specs

"Well, the graphics are pretty minimalist, so I'm not surprised the minimum requirements are minimal. Just go with my train of nonsense."

Ping5000 commented on Molyneux Reviews Fable II, Scores It Out Of Ten

"@MyLittlePwny: True that."

Ping5000 commented on PAX Impressions: Video Game Hands-On Blitz

"Man, Captain Falcon is so awesome in Melee."

Ping5000 commented on Castle Crashers Beset By Problems, Patch On The Way

"@Ad-hominem: Duct tape the power button and pretend everything is just fine."

Ping5000 commented on Europe Gets A LittleBigPlanet PS3 Bundle

""Sony think LittleBigPlanet will be a system-seller." Either I'm a grammar asshole or editors are making more typos. Anyway, the box is pretty attractive."

Ping5000 commented on Liveblogging Xbox Japan's Fall 2008 Press Conference

"Here, I'll cliffnote the liveblog for all you guys, because I'm a fucking nice guy. - We are poor. - We are hungry. - We eat circuitboards and melt heatsinks for liquid refreshment. - Our office is in perpetual famine. - Please buy a console, but they will all not function, because they are all half-eaten."

Ping5000 commented on Hell's Highway Barbershop

"I'd do it, even if there was no Hell's Highway as an incentive."

Ping5000 commented on Bethesda Donating Amazing Fallout 3 Airstream to Child's Play

"This is why I hate unfortunate children and government."

Ping5000 commented on Inside the Fallout 3 Airstream

"THIS IS WHY WE, THE CITIZENS, MUST DETHRONE THE GOVERNMENT."