Pi-face commented on New Nintendo DS Debuting Mid-2009, Sources Say

"Both screens should be the same size."

Pi-face commented on iRiver Spinn Media Player Has a Great 70s Retro Flair, Feels Oh-So-Good

"Lookin' good."

Pi-face commented on PC Manufacturers See Piracy As A Hidden Benefit, Says id Software

"Why are hardware manufacturers expected to help in the first place?"

Pi-face commented on IE 8 Could Get "Porn Mode": Would it Change Your Mind About IE?

"You COULD just set all private data to clear every time you close the browser or you could use a portable version."

Pi-face commented on A Magazine for M-16 Magazines Helps You Kill Zombies Twice as Efficiently

"We heard you like ammo, so we made a magazine for your magazine so you can reload while you reload."

Pi-face commented on PSP Gets A Ten-Year Plan As Well

"I dunno."

Pi-face commented on Realistic Nerf Weaponry Combines Laser Sights and the Color of Death

"What happens when criminals paint their real guns bright orange, yellow, and blue?"

Pi-face commented on Gadget Or the Girl Reality Show Makes You Choose Between iPod or iPoon

"Taking someone I know on a vacation would definitely be pleasing, and more fulfilling than the alternative."

Pi-face commented on Coway's Daan Air Purifier Freshens a Room While Freshening a Room

"Coway puts an air freshener in your air freshener so it can freshen air while it freshens air."

Pi-face commented on Reminder: World Ends Tomorrow, Have Sex, Don't Do Your Homework — Update: Apocalypse Delayed to September 10

"@FullyShadow: Now THAT would destroy the world. @Priaptor: Um, do you think a black hole would only consume people?"

Pi-face commented on Styrofoam Homes Are Typhoon-Resistant, Refillable with People or Coffee

"These look like something outta Teletubbies"

Pi-face commented on Samsung R450 Messager Phone Has Sidekick-Like Keypad, Awkward Neologism

"...Aaand none of the people who buy it will notice that it's not the way you spell "messenger"."

Pi-face commented on Pokemon DS Lite Hits US, Only Slightly Embarrassing to Own

"@3qM: Actually, pokemon is awesome."

Pi-face commented on First iRiver Spinn PMP Impressions (Verdict: Lovin' It)

"beautiful, but I'll have to sstick with my iPod Touch for now."

Pi-face commented on Wired Previews Hackable Defcon 16 Badge

"Um, how do these things work?"

Pi-face commented on Is This the World's Greatest Gaming Rig?

"Crysis at 12600 x 3150 on high? Come on, guys, let's push this thing to the limit."

Pi-face commented on Nintendo Wants To Make Wii MotionPlus As Cheap As Possible

"For $15, I'll take four."

Pi-face commented on Gordon Freeman's Bro Saves His Bacon

"Awesome reading of an unintentionally hilarious fanfiction. It's right up there with Doom: Repercussions of Evil"