Muggs Bigglesworth commented on V Magazine Can't Put A Plus Size Model In Its Pages Without A Straight Size Model For Comparison

"The "plus" size model is so much hotter than the other one."

Muggs Bigglesworth commented on Bowl-Bound Schools Save Money By Spending Less Money

"I had the lamest gym teacher in high school who used to brag to the 16-year olds that he was "A Screamin' Eagle, baby!" We'd ask how he ended up a gym teacher. "They kicked me out because I drank too much beer." And see, now I know the truth."

Muggs Bigglesworth commented on Oklahoma Couple Wants To "Return" Adopted Son

"@waverly: Now 50% less crazy! (ducks)"

Muggs Bigglesworth commented on Women Protest Ralph Lauren's Ridiculous Photoshop

"It's sad but true: every single picture in every single magazine you've ever read has been photoshopped. Also, Ralph Lauren's real last name is Lipshutz, so he's a self-hating Jew, on top of all this."

Muggs Bigglesworth commented on Oklahoma Couple Wants To "Return" Adopted Son

"It is nothing like returning an itchy sweater, for chrissakes."

Muggs Bigglesworth commented on Desperate Fan Just Wants To Win Something So He's Asking For Your Help

"Jesus, the years have been unkind to Dan Majerle."

Muggs Bigglesworth commented on Arm Wrestling — To The Max!!!

"Savio Vega reference!"

Muggs Bigglesworth commented on Joe McKnight's Car Daddy Is Not Making A Lot Of Sense

"When has "send a rambling, incoherent email to the people who think you're wrong about something" ever been a good idea?"

Muggs Bigglesworth commented on Pauly D's Jersey Shore Hair Is The New "Rachel"

"ENOUGH. This was old news in 1999."