This ranks up there with Chocoholism as one of the major threats to healthy living in our modern world.
In what way is the top one confusing? Unless my sense of scale is totally off from not having held a Wiimote in a while, it's for dudes.

After all, two female-specific toys that talk to eachother over the internet would be very small target audience compared to one male and one female. : /
Notably Omitted: These character's stats.

Will powering up their melee ability turn them into scary monsters again?
"Woody Keller can sit on the wrong end of a baseball bat ..."

Which end is the wrong one?
@TRT-X: Would it have come that far along in the first place if the original plan hadn't marked it as DLC? It would simply have been dropped sooner.
By the same token, you could say

"Actually, we did. They were called "cut content" and, after playing the game a lot, you got to read about them in a magazine and imagine how great they would have been."
Haven't gotten as much playing in as I'd like, but I'm loving it. The jetpacks don't just vaguely remind me of Tribes 2, they actually feel like it. It's kind of striking. The limited amount of available content is annoying: the beta is only two weeks long, so trickling out the content is torture. I suppose it makes sense on their end, however. I continue my Halo trend of encountering assholes so rarely that I'm forced to conclude that most of the people complaining about the community are simply lying. I have to mute about one person every six games, and I consider pretty much anything more abrasive than "hello" to be a mute-worthy offense. Either I'm obscenely lucky or a large number of people are lying in a collective effort to confuse the hell out of me.
I'd rather see a multitude of hardcore options than a simple on/off switch for the mode as a whole. Managing hunger and thirst sounds pretty cool, but ammo having weight really doesn't. I'll certainly play through with the mode on at least once, but I'd love a bit more flexibility. All that aside, there isn't much that could turn me away from more F3 content.
File me in the group of viewers far more interested in the plushie Bronzor than your weird floaty thing.
If any of these have any significant effect on your performance by virtue of reducing RAM usage, you're doing something horribly wrong.
I feel like they should partition the Pokedex into two classes of pokemon: one that can move from one version of the game to another, and one that can't. That way they can still indulge themselves by making stupid-faced rodents like Bidoff without unnecessarily inflating the total number of pokemon that need to be accounted for in the next generation. Go ahead, make 200 new ones, whip out all of the crazy, stupid ideas you've had, but only commit to keeping 50 or so of them in the long term.
So someone looked at the DS and thought "huh, those controls aren't tiny and cramped enough!" At this rate, the entirety of the next system's seventeen buttons and directions will fit under my thumb. I'm not against a big screen, but those controls look godawful.
The saving grace of generic fantasy environments is individually interesting characters. MMOs do not have individually interesting characters. This is a problem.
... ...Pretty dudes are still pretty. Are we still not past the point where Gay is a virus that infects you when you let your guard down? Looking at these pictures doesn't legally obligate you to fellate a dude. Smile a bit and move on.
GO DUKE!* *This is based entirely on the fact that Duke is a cooler word than Butler. I'm really only vaguely aware of what sport we're talking about. I tried to read the article, but my brain's ability to translate words (as in, squiggly lines on a screen) into meaningful ideas shut down during the third paragraph.
What year is it? Seriously, the "not everyone has the internet" argument expired years ago. Well, it did for most people. This comment can only be interpreted thusly: Nintendo's target audience has expanded beyond merely "casual" to include the amish, the homeless, the imprisoned, the unborn, and residents of countries wherein electricity is a luxury exclusive to a select few. And seriously, let's just drop the "Entertainment vs Online" section of this conversation, because the idea that entertainment has to suffer when implementing online isn't true, and frankly, I don't even think Miyamoto is trying to imply it. It's a fabrication of the fanboys trying to defend this statement, and it's more insulting than anything the detractors could say. Though not quite as insulting as that picture. Also, do we really need Miyamoto to be referred to as "Mario Creator?"
I was sort of waiting for this half of the news to drop. I'm more of a desk & monitor gamer than a couch & tv type, so reading the initial bit, all I could think was "They can't possibly be this stupid. There's going to be a retraction by tomorrow." 13 feet is probably just the maximum range it can survey effectively, not the minimum for it to work. Now I feel psychic. Anyone want their futures told? $20, or free if it involves the fate of all mankind.
You're a more dedicated soul than I. My solution would have been to do whatever's necessary to access the file system, download any vital stuff into a lifeboat, and let the ship sink. Format the drive, install Windows 7, and give him a crash course in computer literacy.
Interesting. The signup process includes a bit where you agree not to share screenshots.
Pretty sure anyone that upgrades every 1-3 months belongs in a hospital.
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