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All to be released on a sliding payment scale, cheaper if you buy the Coke subscription plan where they promise to deliver once a week, but really only send you empty cans with the UPC torn off so you can't return them for the deposit.

Unless you buy the online UPC pass for $10.99 that allows you to return them.

I am shocked, shocked I say. To think, parents responsible for informing themselves, what is this world coming too?
God that was painful to listen too
No PS3 controller? :( Oh well. Might buy that mouse though. My poor Logitech is about to give up the ghost and I'm a big fan of the two button on the side style. Just wish it had a window swap button above the DPI controls but I can learn to live without that.
Curses, Rise of flight deal only works for the downloadable version :( Oh well, still gonna pick it up when I get home. I'm a die hard WWI Aviation Sim fan, can't believe I hadn't heard of this
not the same, but made me think of this image I had laying around lol
"Seriously, how great would it be to be able to make the Imperial March start playing on cue like that?"

Yes. A thousand times yes. People all ready get nervous when I roam the halls of my office, low key Imperial March while doing it would make me smile sooooo much... On the inside, I can't let them see me without my authoritative scowl.

I'm just glad it turned out OK. I fear for the day this happens and instead of a calm outcome something occurs where the Swat team busts in and someone get's hurt. I mean, Swat get's a call of an armed gunman, busts through the front door. Guy inside not knowing what's going on, thinking home invasion. Grabs his shotgun...

I just pray it doesn't happen.

Indiana Jones, rescuing princess Leia from Samurai Magneto while rescuing the Original Pac Man Idol
Just reminds me of this guy between the title and the article lol.
Hate it when people do that. See it in my building all the time.

"OK Stay with this man while I'm in my meeting."

"Ma'am, your child can not stay here."

"Well what am I supposed to do with him? I have a meeting"

"Not my problem ma'am, I nor any of my employee's are responsible for babysitting, please make other arrangements."

"Let me speak to your supervisor"

"He works in HQ, here's his number"

Angry pacing back and forth, I'm watching the clock trying not to laugh that said person is now 15 minutes late for meeting

Hear her talking to my boss, now more angry because she's getting the same line from him

"Well I'm going to my meeting and leaving him here"

"Sorry Ma'am that's not going to happen. You've caused a disruption and are ignoring posted rules *Point to sign* I'm going to have to ask you to vacate the premises"

"But I have a meeting"

Call person in meeting, explain situation and what's happening. Said person comes out of meeting and tells her to not bother that she's late and now has stopped the meeting for him to come out to talk to her making everyone else late.

That's quickly followed by apologies and a change of attitude, explaining how hectic a day it was. Which is then explained that she has the option to willingly leave, if not it will be considered trespassing and local law enforcement will be notified.

Now don't get me wrong, nothing against kids, heck someone was to call and arrange it beforehand I'd probably set them up in one of the break rooms with a TV or let them borrow my PSP lol. But the thought of leaving a child with some random person just isn't something I could see myself doing.

Can't be a police sim. Not enough Mace.
Well heck they're just misunderstood just like us.

I could just picture the conversation. "Hey, Kim Duck Lon, hold my soju, I got's an idea"

That's a nice G3... oh, airsoft, nevermind.
Slow news day I'm guessing? lol
Change the combination on my Luggage!
I don't even have words to ask what this is all about
Swear most of these articles should just hotlink right to this from now on.
Anything Adventure time is fine by me. Heck even old school style Sierra Kings Quest type adventure.
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