All to be released on a sliding payment scale, cheaper if you buy the Coke subscription plan where they promise to deliver once a week, but really only send you empty cans with the UPC torn off so you can't return them for the deposit.
Unless you buy the online UPC pass for $10.99 that allows you to return them.
Yes. A thousand times yes. People all ready get nervous when I roam the halls of my office, low key Imperial March while doing it would make me smile sooooo much... On the inside, I can't let them see me without my authoritative scowl.
I just pray it doesn't happen.
"OK Stay with this man while I'm in my meeting."
"Ma'am, your child can not stay here."
"Well what am I supposed to do with him? I have a meeting"
"Not my problem ma'am, I nor any of my employee's are responsible for babysitting, please make other arrangements."
"Let me speak to your supervisor"
"He works in HQ, here's his number"
Angry pacing back and forth, I'm watching the clock trying not to laugh that said person is now 15 minutes late for meeting
Hear her talking to my boss, now more angry because she's getting the same line from him
"Well I'm going to my meeting and leaving him here"
"Sorry Ma'am that's not going to happen. You've caused a disruption and are ignoring posted rules *Point to sign* I'm going to have to ask you to vacate the premises"
"But I have a meeting"
Call person in meeting, explain situation and what's happening. Said person comes out of meeting and tells her to not bother that she's late and now has stopped the meeting for him to come out to talk to her making everyone else late.
That's quickly followed by apologies and a change of attitude, explaining how hectic a day it was. Which is then explained that she has the option to willingly leave, if not it will be considered trespassing and local law enforcement will be notified.
Now don't get me wrong, nothing against kids, heck someone was to call and arrange it beforehand I'd probably set them up in one of the break rooms with a TV or let them borrow my PSP lol. But the thought of leaving a child with some random person just isn't something I could see myself doing.
I could just picture the conversation. "Hey, Kim Duck Lon, hold my soju, I got's an idea"