Malevolentburrito commented on New York Gov Signs Video Game Law

"With the passage of this law the forefathers of this country have rolled over in their graves for the 1 millionth time."

Malevolentburrito commented on Dead Rising Wii Screens: Where Did All The Zombies Go?

"This reminds me of when Sega used to port Genesis games down to the gamegear."

Malevolentburrito commented on WipEout HD Has "A Specific Technical Problem"

"Maybe this game pushes the CELL processor to new uncharted levels and it starts to produce Stranglet particles ala the CERN super collider that create small black holes inside the PS3 that will ripe apart the fabric of space time and make the universe cease to exit."

Malevolentburrito commented on More On The Netflix/360 Deal

"Going by all the negative comments by PS3 fanboys, it seems they are turning as green with envy as Master chiefs armour""

Malevolentburrito commented on Another One For The Topless Wii Fit Pile

"@EnigmaNemesis: testify my brother"

Malevolentburrito commented on In Space, No One Can Hear Your Cardboard Spartan Armor Crinkle

"@Idontloveyou: Sprung a leak have you?"

Malevolentburrito commented on This Is How You Make A Lara Croft Action Figure

"I don't know whats worse, the fact that this is basically a Barbie doll, or the fact that you guys seem excited about owning one."

Malevolentburrito commented on Halo-Inspired Anti-Smoking Ad

"Achievement unlocked: To stupid for your own good!"

Malevolentburrito commented on Bad Company Now Spoofs Gears, Rainbow Six

"Commentors on here can be such whiny babies."

Malevolentburrito commented on RE5 Race Debate Continues

"Those with the mindset that most people are racist will find racism in everything,and jump to conclusions."

Malevolentburrito commented on MGS4 "Had Minimal Impact" On British PS3 Sales

"@kadaj24: You are forgeting about the atari system that came after the 2600 can't remember the name."

Malevolentburrito commented on Sonic Unleashed Looks Too Good To Be True

"@Mohrdikai: Blast processing for the next generation."

Malevolentburrito commented on Microsoft/Activision News Leak: The Round-Up

"@GOD: Not so much a leak, as the whole dam broke."

Malevolentburrito commented on Frankenreview Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots

"People keep calling EDGE and Eurogamer idiots for their seemingly low score for MSG4 as if they were wrong in in their reviews."

Malevolentburrito commented on Fitness Instructor Reviews Wii Fit

"@Pips: You underestimate the usefulness of a pen an paper."

Malevolentburrito commented on Why First and Third Person Shooters Are Not Popular In Japan

"@Poochy: Maybe not they are less violent, but ask the Koreans or the chinese and they will tell you different."

Malevolentburrito commented on Meet Your Resident Evil 5 "Partner"

"@Ghede: The cops here in 110 degree southern New Mexico dress in body armor under their uniforms and heat-stroke is not an issue for them."

Malevolentburrito commented on Itagaki Explains Why Xbox 360 Not Popular In Japan

"@Ruglia:In order for the Juans to reign supreme they have to beat out the Joses of the world which there are a lot."