If you give it to me I'll give you Shigeru Miyamoto's phone number

Maybe
Actually I believe the first beta test was about 2 weeks ago.

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If you pick me I'll put my penis away
I really don't see the point if you don't get to keep things after you've subscribed. I don't like having that sort of pressure.
@Toshi: By that logic people are well within their rights to claim a game is the best ever, as it's through their eyes.
@Pretty Sneaky Sis: He's been flying around for a while since then
I want Shigsy's t-shirt
@moonmi: Whatever happened to that?
You'd crap yourself if that jumped out of the bushes in a paintball match.

Imagine it with a ghillie suit!
@Chesu: Now you've said it, it could only ever be Wobba Fett
The one way I thought Okami could be better was if it had the same art style with much better graphics, for instance if it was on PS3, but this has gone the opposite way :(
I am so attuned to Kotaku! I thought of putting a wii inside an R2D2 projector earlier today. Needless to say slightly weirded out.
@Jeff Eggen: Speaking of old London, 3rd AC setting please
Call of Juarez is one of my favourite games, a really underrated western classic. I personally loved the Billy stealth elements just as much as Ray's hell and damnation bloodshed. I thought the two elements combined really well to create a tension and release experience where after spending a long time sneaking past the bad guys, you got to blow their heads off.