I got chubbs for you
Big fat chubbs for you
Got a firm but soft for you
Gonna go half way for you
Oh how happy you’ll be when I get this chubby lump out of my jeans
But the shape should let you know you got a little ways to go
But I gotta get through town I can do it with a tiny mound
Guess nobody in town will know when you got that lumpy chubby stump on the go
When you’re lady doesn’t get you off, at least you can walk around with a package that’s semi-soft (soft)
A tiny little mound
It’s like a mini bone
A tiny little tent
Big fat chubbs for you
Got a firm but soft for you
Gonna go half way for you
Oh how happy you’ll be when I get this chubby lump out of my jeans
But the shape should let you know you got a little ways to go
But I gotta get through town I can do it with a tiny mound
Guess nobody in town will know when you got that lumpy chubby stump on the go
When you’re lady doesn’t get you off, at least you can walk around with a package that’s semi-soft (soft)
A tiny little mound
It’s like a mini bone
A tiny little tent
@aang003: It's not possible to be any more wrong. I'd just stop playing fighting games.
@Jonathan Altman: It was either that, or a deviant art pic of Mario dressed up as Nathan Drake. Really- it was a toss up.
They need to bring every one of their red hot PS3 exclusives to the NGP.
@e-friend says hello: They posted this instead of a deviant art of Mario dressed up as Gordon Freeman. I hope you're happy.
Whatever it ends up being, Sony still recommends getting a second job, especially in this economy.
@Jordan White: We know enough.
The hot rumor going around right now for E3 is Infamous and MAG by the holidays, Heavy Rain NGP in 2012.
What's your favorite Sony exclusive on the NGP that you've played a few times before on the PS3 and PSP and wonder how Sony thinks that we should be excited about more of them
Same old boring Sony retreads that should have been shelved a sequel ago, back again to shock the gaming world.
Follow Bonnie after the jump to find out the GOTY. Then follow Bonnie over there to do that other menial task. Then follow Bonnie back to her place to talk about how meaningful and cinematic it was. Then follow Bonnie to lasso some critters. Then follow Bonnie back to that town that you just got back from to do that other task that Rockstar trolls you for 3 hours to start that game.
that's silly they should do one with guitar hero in real life, colored buttons don't make the right notes hahaha
Everyone needs to pray. Pray with Glenn. Pray with your dogs. Pray pray pray pray pray every day. Good shit happens when you think about it happening, so why not take a few minutes to fucking pray about it already. Wish for that shit to happen, that's how good things work you fucking idiots
@slite: This is America, you too can be that dumb of a dude. Now go get out there and do it!
@urfe: I am, that was a damn good take. The apology is a bit much, just don't be dumb if you're not. Raise the conversation.
Luke zapped my star. He's a part of the problem with Kotaku, what a knucklehead. Other than Owen, the site needs a complete change of staff- they've tanked Kotaku's reputation, and made it like it's site for kids. I still read it, maybe out of habit. I've been reading it since before Crecente became chief. Now, the comment section... I don't know why torture myself. It almost makes me hate gamers.
Luke zapped my star. He's a part of the problem with Kotaku, what a knucklehead. Other than Owen, the site needs a complete change of staff- they've tanked Kotaku's reputation, and made it like it's site for kids. I still read it, maybe out of habit. I've been reading it since before Crecente became chief. Now, the comment section... I don't know why torture myself. It almost makes me hate gamers.
What's your view of the Constitution? Are you fucking kidding me. Every time there's some new Republican bullshit, I think I can't possibly loathe them any more than I already did. Goddamn these fuckers...
Who the fuck are these people?
Who the fuck are these people?
@urfe: I start out in a good mood, then I read user comments on video game sites.
@urfe: I didn't list the games to help you, I listed them to point out that you asked for common knowledge on a game enthusiast site. Even if you are that oblivious (yet still post comments on a game enthusiast site)... why not just look for yourself what the good games for Kinect are.
@urfe: Hardcore gamer on the internet, folks.
Dance Central, Sports, Adventures, Your Shape- the same games that are mentioned as good games in every single Kinect review, gloss piece, forum thread, etc.
Dance Central, Sports, Adventures, Your Shape- the same games that are mentioned as good games in every single Kinect review, gloss piece, forum thread, etc.
I love Kinect internet chatter. It shines a light on the annoying jackasses that pose as hardcore gamers on the internet.
