LanciePants commented on Entertainment Consumers Outraged Over ECA Cancellation Policy

"The organization has grown so large that electronic means of processing data is LESS efficient then fucking physical? This community manager's ability to spin a line of bullshit is severely lacking. How about: "Our membership system is in desperate need of an upgrade, to process electronic membership cancellations."

LanciePants commented on Battlefield Heroes Is Practically Ruined

""Makes you wonder, if EA felt the need to start squeezing players for microtransactions so drastically and so suddenly, whether the game was actually doing as great as we'd been led to believe..." Personally, I think Battlefield Heroes is EA's test bed."

LanciePants commented on Gamers Not Happy With Japanese Modern Warfare 2

"@Salen: Hmm...I'll have to give this feeling asleep a try."

LanciePants commented on Your Holiday Xbox 360 Propaganda

"@Edge of Blade: The 360 neither stores shoes, delivers shoes OR makes cosmopolitans."

LanciePants commented on Your Holiday Xbox 360 Propaganda

"Lips is a potential cure huh?"

LanciePants commented on Two Worlds Lets You "Play" An Advent Calendar For Prizes

"(Assume Kyle Schwartz Jew Voice) I bet that damn calendar is covered in soopa aids."

LanciePants commented on Dyack Brags that 'Staggering' Layoffs Make His Studio 'Oldest'

"@Bleemo: I don't know, maybe they'll prove all the naysayers wrong with their next release?"