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@kennyd1: If my mom knew how to use The Internet, I'd say probably, yeah.

Whoever conducted this interview asks awesome questions.

Keep your eyes on the post, guys -- we'll be giving away the next prize a bit into the press conference.

The first commenter to answer this question correctly will win the GTA apparel set!

What sound does my phone make when it rings?

@nicopolitan: She does.
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/end selfpromo

@weinerman: "here" as in "in my neighborhood." The Nintendo Store is about 40 minutes away, all told, from this community.

@Z-Word: It's not bad. I have an androgynous name, and I really try to leave my female-ness out of my writing unless it's relevant. I don't mind being mistaken for a guy.

@Rurik: Wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm done instructing people on the pronunciation of my name.

@slomo788: I think if I were in love with a guy, like really, and it was revealed that he was lacking in equipment, I would cry.

Also, I hate Naomi. Everything's her fault.

Also, she cries because the legendary mercenary is so aged and damaged and it's a damn shame and excuse me I need a tissue.

Obviously I must weigh in on this key issue.

Genetic clones, like Dolly the sheep, or baby chickens or whatnot, are generally sterile - that means they tend not to produce reproductive cells, or the ones they produce are no good. It does not indicate an absence of genitalia.

/defense of Snake's manhood

@peAr nectAr: He's right, I was being rude, but I guess I was just bitter about being hit with camera equipment and having my toes stepped on.

My favorite drink is a mojito, actually, but they rarely have the mint outside of specialty bars, so a margarita (without the simple syrup) is the closest I can get. I prefer shaken over ice but without ice actually in the drink, plus salt and lime.

@AgainstOne: Haha, thank goodness there are none.

@InsidiousTuna: Thank you <3

@mind in rewind: Actually, I would like to think that he and Joe politely flirted back, though I cannot imagine I was all that attractive in my state of sauce.

@teh_joe: @Danarcho: Right, right?! There's an excuse for my shameful playing.

@Krondonian: No, you are awesome, thank you for reading my article.

@pylon_trooper: They don't? Well, we often don't have control over what we're shown, so it isn't because of any deliberate oversight.

Yes, see, I fixed it with PROMPTNESS.

@gaijira: I was 14 in 1996. That's not a kid?

I can be a little bit of a picture flake.

@ItsSuperEffective: Credit for the image goes to McWhertor. He's awesome.

@Tonx: Felt compelled to pop in, as Lolita is one of my favorite books, like, ever. Because it's so well-written, and because it deals with some of humanity's darkest secrets, the things we feel unpermitted to talk about.

Saying "it's just a book" does huge discredit to everything Lolita is. The better response, in my opinion, would have been for people to say, "wow, why am I reacting this way to this?"

MAN THIS TOTILO GUY HE DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING, HE'S JUST HERE TO DRIVE MORE HITS TO MTV MULTIPLAYER AND MTV IS A MAINSTREAM SELLOUT ANYWAY, HE DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KOTAKU

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