I always got the idea that the wanderer was an old inhabitant of Tristram who set off for fortune and glory based on Ogden's speech at the beginning of D1. Pretty shabbily equipped to be the son of a king - that or Leoric disowned him. OR Blizzard just keeps fucking around with their lore until they don't know which way is up.
@Shanfara: I'd rather play scorched earth.
@MissMarlo: Maybe he was pointing out that "you're goal" was written in the article and needed fixing without providing the solution.
@d4rk-h4x0rer: The next commercial features robots with crying baby thumbs. Maybe that means they come from weeping babies, maybe that means the thumbs themselves cry, I dunno. Sony is messed up.
@ChrisPBacon: Hence the super creeped out comments.
@ChrisPBacon: From the tiny thumbnail it looks like a girl with no hands and a pool of blood.
@forsinain42: I havent done anything wrong, but if she comes over to sort me out, I think I might.
@kittenboo: How does she get into that suit?
@Curiously Flamboyant Sheep 3: The Ovis Aries Cometh!: Imagine the poor youtube censor who has to watch these videos and then decide if they're flag worthy or not. You probably see a lot of /b/ that was not meant for mortal eyes.
@feder: I think so as well. I also taught in Korea and I think this was probably just the breaking point between the kid wanting to relieve stress by playing games and maybe marks slipping or not being competitive enough in the eyes of his parents compared to the zillions of other Korean kids who study until they pass out. The Korean education system is just depressing.
But... isn't Mario not a giant darn ape with a monogrammed tie? Why does he get to be the hero again?
@Rav Gar: Well go ahead and keep all the fun to yourself, then. Way to not tell everyone what to watch.
@BubbleF**kingBuddy: And this matters because...? Gaming comic is funny - press butan.
@uWaAvenger: ... you grow a huge dink?
@nerdmanwhippy: ...of warcraft.

YEAAAAAAAAAAA
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