Forever alone and the still living the life of a 5-year-old.
80 points
Prices are falling for games, so a simple but well thought out game such as Katana Land might struggle in this market. It's only $1, and you can beat it within an hour. You're a ninja, not a poet, and you go around doing all kinds of stuff. All kinds of stuff for 12 levels. Then it ends. It's fun while it lasts though and is worth playing.
I did another entry though, and rereading the "head replacement" intro, maybe it was the one picked:
If for some reason that doesn't work for you, you can use the hit-and-run stagecoach strategy where you do something then quickly hop on for safety which you'll likely be using for picking flowers in bear territories.