Oh, so it's okay to eat fruits vegetables, just because they can't scream or flee to safety? Truly ethical people just eat dirt.
These will help soccer moms in SUV's feel good about themselves.
Dead Space Girl's Deep Rough Extraction?
Sony found a Chaos Emerald!
Courage was the name of the turkey that Obama pardoned this Thanksgiving. Didn't watch that; didn't know Courage was some blue-eyed Persian from Orlando.
Valerie Bertinelli? oh, divorced already, nevermind... Julie Andrews?
There could be wagglesome furry first-person parkour, interspersed with intervals of staring at the horizon and yowling for Fancy Feast. Please don't put this in a Star Fox game. #shigerumiyamoto
I mainly ride the train to go to the airport, so when do we get The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Overhead Compartment? #thelegendofzeldaspirittracks
I gots yer Harvest Moon, right here! ZZZZZZTTTTT!x4 #finalfantasycrystalchroniclescrystalbearers
Looks like a bad PS2 port. Ridge Racer DS says hello! #needforspeednitro
The German video game stores should have bins to dispose of Andrew Lloyd Webber cd's; that'd show 'em! #germany
Hide some tuna in Polly's blouse.
I never could find how I could qualify for a free Sega Dreamcast keyboard if I signed up for AT&T WorldNet. So I got a Playstation instead. I guess Internet gaming was just a fad.
Burning it wasn't so environmentally PC. Maybe you should have used it for toilet paper. I suppose you could still take a dump in the box? No need to document that with visual media, though, please!
I spy with my little eye someone wide-eyed from too much botox, probably hiding her ludicrous fish lips behind the chair. But I see that all the time in Buckhead, so it isn't as scary as it used to be.
Wasn't this done already in Shadow of the Colossus? Or was that a peninsula?
But the icon on the right should be of the player's date, so Bob is on a date with himself? And it's not going well? Date Bob is shown as having a family aspiration (graphic icon of stickman couple holding child), so maybe if he proposes to himself he can up the score, but probably won't get any cooperation from his insurance company for extra benefits. This message is brought to you by Whizzaway, helping male Sims cope with peeing themselves since 2004.
...and then a blue koopa shell will come out of nowhere and knock all the tiles off the table, mwahaha!
No, it's pronounced "Helloooooh Nurse!"
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