Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on Toys 'R' Us Smash Bros. Brawl Semi-Super Deal

"Oooh....I want to get the game "Super Smash Brothers Brawl Guide" for only $15 with the sale. And now I really mourn my lack of a Wii."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on On Ghosts, And How they Creep Me Out

"I don't believe in ghosts. Simply put, there's no scientific proof of it."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on DA Under Investigation For Buying Gaming PC with Public Money

"@homernoy: @Witzbold: You know, now I understand how Nazi Germany occurred. "Why are we burning these Jewish kids?" "It's the law." "Oh."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on Rock Band Gets SXSW Pack

"Even though I don't like the songs, I may buy them simply because they're so cheap. Bargain: Something you don't really want or need, at a price you can't refuse."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on DA Under Investigation For Buying Gaming PC with Public Money

"@Witzbold:@Homernoy:@Scipher:I'm of the opinion that all politicians and government workers are corrupt, and regularly commit illegal acts."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on The Best Reader Created Bugs On The Internet

"Mentally, I have to disqualify 1,3,5,6,8,9, and 10.Because, technically, they're not actually created bugs, but imitations of real bugs.2 is kind of lame, and 11 is rather lazy.That leaves only 4,7, or 12 as my choices.12 is nice, but it lacks quality or craftsmanship. And I'm not voting for 7, becuase he tried to buy my vote with Psychonaught nostalgia. Congrats #4, I'm voting for you."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on Uwe Boll - We Will Destroy Indiana Jones

"You know, he said something similar, like how he was a better actor than the guy who played Schindler.And people couldn't figure out that his statement was a joke.Good thing you put that sentence in there, or people would take him seriously.Because the only people who manage to be dumber than Boll are his detractors."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on Cats > Kotaku In 2008 Bloggies

"I'd like to say:I called it.I said that they were going to lose to I can haz cheezeburger, and I was right. I can haz internets wins now?"

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on DA Under Investigation For Buying Gaming PC with Public Money

"So...at tops, he spent, what?"

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on Felt

"Hmm...We're kind of bike nuts here in my family, too. Probably even more so. We've got a Cannondale 613, a Trek Mountain Bike, a Kestrel, another Cannondale(but not a 613), another Trek, but in red, and a blue Palisade for my mum. And there's only four people in my family. The 613 is an epic bike."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on Motorstorm 2 Details Peel Out, Full Reveal Expected This Wednesday

"It was an insta-buy for me the minute they announced 4-player split-screen."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on FoxTrot Jumps on SSBB Band Wagon

"I own a massive collection of Fox-Trot comics, and Nintendo and video games have been a focus of a ton of his comics. The Red-Orb guardian "saga" towards the start was genius. I bet even nowadays, there would be people falling into the same situation. Okay, now to explain it. Note: this story occurs back when the SNES had just came out."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on Some Guy Is Blackmailing Me, Delete My Account

"@spork: Of course."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on Weekend Note: Streamlining

"Patapon?"

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on Hate Your Weekends? Love your Kotaku?

"@dv8godd: You've got my support- As long as you still comment, too."

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on Teardown's Space Hulk Torn Down

"Well, damn. I was planning to pick it up next week. :("

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB commented on GOLDEN BUG (Last Day!)

"Wow."