Comments from JyL

JyL commented on Metal Gear Mustache Maniacs!

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:34:18 MDT

I wonder how long DDRFreak5o3 debated on which shirt to wear for that picture before deciding on his favourite black Aeropostal Tee.

JyL commented on Tommy Lee Jones Plays with Maid

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:14:11 MST

You know I don't think that defeated expression is him acting.

JyL commented on VC Update: Live or Die Edition

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:07:42 MST

@directhex:
The Sandman was the best thing I read in high school, period. Major points.

JyL commented on Singapore Cosplayers Go Crazy For Ouendan

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:34:38 MST

Haha, I haven't played that game or listened to that song in months.
Made me feel all fuzzy inside, especially I know about three people total who have heard of, much less played the games.

JyL commented on Several Weeks In Comments

Sat, 20 Oct 2007 10:21:23 MDT

Baberg's vowel wars is my fav of the week. Or month I guess.

JyL commented on Dead Fantasy I

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:35:46 MDT

If only developers would stop worrying so much about graphics and make a game with gameplay this awesome.

JyL commented on Halo 3 'Museum'...Reimagined

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:56:18 MDT

Holy mother of god, that was awesome.
I saw part 1 a few days ago and thought to myself "wow, how very epic/melodramatic, not sure if I like it."
Then right now I'm watching this, expecting something along the same lines, then the "fucking faggot"etc started and for a few seconds, I was still trying to figure out how it's gonna turn into a dramatic/epic interview.

Then I realized what was going on, and lol'd. Hard.

Props to MS/Bungie for this, very, very, well done.

JyL commented on Heavenly Sword: Kai Gameplay

Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:02:20 MDT

I could see the crossbow getting old fast, (and it kind of sloooows down the gameplay), but watching her jump over those obstacles sure looked fun. And that sequence with her on the ski-lift thingy, wow.

JyL commented on Another Lucky Star Dirty Vid, This One Freaky

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:30:06 MDT

She sure looks like she's havin a good time in that vacuum bed. Smiles all around.

JyL commented on Key Word for New DMC4 Screens? JUBBLIES.

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:56:14 MDT

@kuzuboshii:
But it's also awesome. It's a strange phenomenon. You see tits all the time, every day, and they're all more or less the same. But you never, ever, get tired of looking at them. I love tits. And I always will.

JyL commented on Warhawk Testers Honoured On Rad Warhawk Poster

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:01:36 MDT

So can anyone make out any of the names? The letters are all blurry on my screen. The only one I can see is "Click".

JyL commented on Newfangled Wii Straps In The Wild?

Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:42:56 MDT

Amazing!

JyL commented on Finally, Dead Or Alive Toys With Removable Clothing

Sun, 22 Jul 2007 21:55:49 MDT

Looks like the kind of thing I would enjoy as a gift but not spend money on myself.
She's kinda got a big head, no?

JyL commented on Simple 2000: The Japanese Hardware Chart

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:43:44 MDT

@Koji Otaku:
Hell, they have the competition sandwiched.

@dadeisvenm:
I'd be thankful that the 360 is still in 4 digits.

JyL commented on Peter Moore On MGS4 For Xbox Rumors

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:38:40 MDT

Did anyone else giggle and/or cringe when he said "Kojima-san"?

Anyway, is it me or are his interviews of late make him look kind of tired. He doesn't seem to have the energy he did when he was promoting the 360's launch.

JyL commented on Zelda Meets Lucky Star

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 15:06:18 MDT

*shudder*

JyL commented on Dead Or Alive DDs Coming To PCs

Mon, 02 Jul 2007 23:06:57 MDT

I'm already getting "excited" for this.

JyL commented on Postal Is "One of the Best" Films. Ever.

Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:02:00 MDT

@kiigan:
"He's clearly not making great art or even great movies, but he's making some entertainment for relatively small budgets."
And yet he says:
"Postal is my final statement. You can't make a more radical movie... There is no way you can ignore Postal - it's one of the funniest and most important films of the last decade! ...It's one of the best films of all time!"
One of the best films of all time!

What gets to me is that the guy thinks he's making good movies. He's not some normal Straight to video Director who knows what they're making is garbage and just want to make a quick buck, but this actually thinks his movies are worthwhile.

But I will agree with you that the games he makes movies into aren't the best ones, but they weren't terrible. He's taking average video game franchises and making them into truly terrible films. And it's our right as fans of those games to bitch and moan about it. If someone took your favourite book and made it into a terrible film, you'd be pissed.
When they took Alan Moore's graphic novels and turned them into mediocre to straight out bad films, he was pissed, and he should be.

I'm not jumping up and down here cursing Uwe Boll to death, but I just wish he would stop making films.

And if Postal is at all funny, it'll be for the wrong reasons.

JyL commented on Eternal Sonata English Trailer

Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:45:27 MDT

@yashichi8bit:
Did no one else rofl at that?

@NobleRemus:
Yeah, that dialogue and the text one liners are dangerously cheesy. I'm betting that the storyline isn't exactly gonna be the most original work either.

Still, the graphics/art and music blew me away. Too bad I don't have a 360.

JyL commented on Go Anywhere Trailer

Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:36:18 MDT

I was gonna say something more but witzbold beat me to it.

I would definitely play a WWII game from the German perspective. All the "THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS IT WOULDN'T SELL" bullshit is exactly that, bullshit.

In COD they let us play as the Russians, but not the Germans? Frankly if the Germans hadn't lost the war we would be having the opposite argument.
Yes, the Nazis as a group were, you could say, evil. Hitler was a douche and their ideology was warped, but the average German foot soldier (like one we would play as) is not evil. They're too small and insignificant to be evil, they're just regular guys who were called to war by conscription and were no more evil than the average American foot soldier they're shooting at.

A German WWII would definitely work, if only for the sole reason that it's never been really done before. They could make those battles where the Germans won playable, like the early ones in 40/41. And it would be cool to play Omaha as the Germans in a single player environment (Battlefield and Day of Defeat and more already let you play Germans online).

JyL commented on iPhooooooooooooooooone!

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 18:21:04 MDT

Could've been great, ruined by poor acting. Needs more screaming/conviction.

JyL commented on PSP Slim Details Revealed

Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:17:15 MDT

I'm sold. I don't have an original PSP so something like this is just what I need to push me over the fence.
I did the same with the DS, held out until the inevitable announcement and release of the Lite.

Ever since I got screwed over with ny GBA when the SP came out, I've become wary of buying first iterations of handhelds.

No thank you Nintendo/Sony, I think I'll only pay once for a console.

JyL commented on A Week In Comments (With Ban Info)

Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:08:17 MDT

Yeah that's confusing, I got the impression that those were comments people were banned for.
The title and the closing paragraph are all about banbanban.
I begun to think "ban" was a good thing on Kotaku.

Anyway, Minister of Fun's comment I liked the best out of that bunch.

JyL commented on Have Problems Holding The Wii-mote?

Wed, 06 Jun 2007 13:59:38 MDT

Don't know what you guys are talking about, those look like a guy's hands to me.

JyL commented on This Guy's Better Than You At Guitar Hero

Wed, 30 May 2007 17:40:07 MDT

A lesson on people of the internet
@ctoa23: idiot
@Carbuncle: troll
@sc00t420: blowhard