Jonn commented on Hancock Is A Filthy Dirty Cheater

"You forgot about the way they changed the trailer from "inept hero" to "redemption journey eerily similar to Iron Man" with a hint of "ebil conspiracy"."

Jonn commented on Crytek's CEO: Piracy Threatens PC Exclusivity

"@masterdingo: Did that hypothetical hurt when you pulled it out?"

Jonn commented on Get Portal's GLaDOS On Your GPS

"I don't know what GLADOS, but I had to return my Garmin to the store."

Jonn commented on RuneScape High Detail Subscriber Beta Is Go

"Aw, look, Baby's first MMORPG is all grown up. No, wait, it's just an art upgrade."

Jonn commented on Crytek's CEO: Piracy Threatens PC Exclusivity

"@Aquifel: >Huh..."

Jonn commented on "I Love the World" of Video Gaming

"@ObZen: No."

Jonn commented on Wanted Strips White-Collar Rage Bare

"From that screenshot above, I can see his boss has a red stapler too. That's just a joke for everyone in the audience who saw Office Space, isn't it? @Charlie Jane Anders: But...Obi-Wan himself was an archetype."

Jonn commented on Giles Sings, Dances, Slices Your Borrowed Organs Out

"@winkingskunk: Seconded. @gemma1: What, you need a reason?"

Jonn commented on Is Star Wars Just A Video Game Franchise Now?

"@Johnofthedead: I hope that some day you will gain the merest fraction of the intelligence required to understand the irony of your comment. And I hate those parody movies just fine, thank you, with plenty left over for Lucas."

Jonn commented on Professor Layton, Hookers and Coke

"It was Pro."

Jonn commented on Halo-Inspired Anti-Smoking Ad

"I like how one person suggested that smoking should be banned and accidentally aggro'd politics wank. Also, no decent game would end a level with you outside the enemy base. @kojirodensetsu: The curved, blue HUD?"

Jonn commented on MGS4: A T&A Photo Session With The Beauties

"@Atheist Jew: Oh."

Jonn commented on MGS4: A T&A Photo Session With The Beauties

"Yep, definitely creepy."

Jonn commented on Hey! These Spoiler Metal Gear Solid 4 Screens Are NSFW

"*facepalm( Oh, Kojima. @MURDERFACE: Only after your comment did I realize these were in exactly the right aspect ratio."

Jonn commented on The Sun Gnashes Teeth over GTA's Locked Mock Pedophile Site

"@wild homes 5: no disassemble!: Is it possible to commit mail fraud?"

Jonn commented on A Week In Comments

"Why is the pre-cut image taken from New Orleans?"

Jonn commented on A History of Copy Protection

"@hk458: You don't seem to be grasping the point here. >What if I want to take my laptop with me on vacation, mabye some place where I don't have internet access.(which I have done, in Mexico) Oh, I don't know, install the game before you leave?"