Remember folks, he's from the European branch of Nintendo. He doesn't count.

Do elaborate. :)

I cracked up at that. If I could send you $50 over the interweb I would..Now sell more PS3's so they will lower the damned price. If Toucan Sam can do it, why can't Sony?

Please. He's died several times in The Simpsons but always comes back to life one way or another. A metaphor for Nintendo I hope?

That made me laugh and scared at the same time. Remind me never to get you pissed if you uncover my real name and address.

Also, why is everyone either blaming conservitives or the American Media over this. It's this Glenn Beck twat that we should be brandishing pitchforks about. And Jack of course. Can't forget Jack.

News Flash!!: No One Gives A Shit! You're obviously a Wii hater with well, I dunno, you're avatar. And hardy har on your Wii code. I actually wouldin't be surprised If you actually own a Wii and can't type numerical values correctly.

I don't see why everyone is complaining. All you Anti-Nintendoites were spewing shit last gen about how Nintendo was failing and not making any cash. Now that they actually are, you're still talking out of your ass. You idiots are never satisfied are you. And also, you also say that Nintendo fails for the 12th time because they don't properly advertise the hardcore games, but I've also heard alot of crap that "Hardcore games shouldin't be advertised or mass-hyped like Halo!" Which one is it?

I'd rather we have an epic flame war over this than a PR guy saying the oppisite console is bullshit.

If you could read well, my good sir, he did not, in fact say that "Nintendo created everything gaming is now" He actually listed specific and common gaming practices that Nintendo, if you can type the word "Wikipedia" and look for yourself, created. Now I'ma gonna drink.

K, just checking becuase I know all you Anti-Nintendoites always scream whenever you make a comment about Nintendo or when a Nintendo game wins an award, you all yell "NINTENDO FANS FLOOD THE FORUMS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!"
So yeah just double-checking,

I haven't seen a single kid play with their Tickle-Me-Elmo for a loong time.

Amen, brother. Spoken like a true...Feeny.

Anywhoo, how the hell is this a prediction, since it's happened about every month since the PS3 and Wii were launched?

You adore astericks don't you?

I'd rather they start on the sequel right away then sit on their lazy asses for a couple a months. This is the way big developers should start their franchises.

Awesome though, I effing loved this game.

Sucks even more when it happens in real life.

Agreed with both points. Lemme try..

But Sony can't DARE compete with the Xbox 360 Elite. In addition to the greatest line-up of games that has ever graced mankind (The Halo, Gears of War Series, Bioshock, Mass Effect, Assasin's creed, Call of Duty 4.) it can also do anything (Xbox Live, Marketplace, upcoming Blu-Ray) else your heart desires! Let us hope to God they make a 360-Handheld. GO MICROSOFT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was fun...

3/4 of the Internet fails?

Mario Kart Wii I think.

Well, you can always import it. I dunno about "picking" though.

Just to point out, you're the one who started it. Oh yeah, you're a racist biogt if I ever did see one.

"Again, does that make him deserved of the Time's 'Most Influential' award?"

Obviously so.

"but I know I'm not alone in wanting to move away from cute and cuddly Mario, Link and Samus."

If you want to move then move. I don't see anyone stopping you. If that's all it takes for you to shut up, be my guest.

"Where are his modern day masterpieces?"

See: Top 10 List of Greates Games of All Time.

By thw way, how steriotypical of you to say since you insulted Galaxy
"that there will literally be crowds of rabid fanboys pointing out why my opinion is wrong and why their opinion is automatically correct." Any shred of creidibility you still have is most likely gone when you posted that comment. I'm not saying that my opinion is automatically correct, I'm just saying yours is a load of bullshit.

Do you have any proof of that?

Good for him, he deserves to get a paycheck once in a while.

Heh, I loved the last line.

@buttpwner:

I was thinking the same thing.

I keep seeing these comments about fanboys and such, but I haven't even seen that mnay on Kotaku...Can somepoint them out?