@iadagraca: Whoa. You just commented on his comment about commenting on an article about comments.

That means I am commenting on your comment about his comment on commenting on an article about comments.
Jabba, that was beautiful. You've been hearted.
@Rils: Might be a Dodo, but I'm not sure.
I hope you purchased the front half, Michael. It's much cuter, and no poop comes out of it.
He should have hidden in an empty refrigerator. That would have kept him safe.
That's a pretty sweet figurine, but there's one important question:

Does it sing and dance, like the real Spiderman?
"Alec Guinness"
"Genuine Class!"

"Jeremy Irons"
"Jeremy's... Iron."
That was better than anything I could do, but I do prefer rap that has the occasional rhyme in it.
@imsh_pl: I always use NewEgg... their prices are great and you can really refine your search.

[www.newegg.com]

I searched for all monitors between 20 and 24 inches.
@imsh_pl: What size are you looking for?
My apologies if this has already been discussed.

I was thinking about Kinect when it launched, and about how a minimum of 8 feet of space would be cutting it close in my apartment. Then it dawned on me that since someone lives under me, I likely wouldn't be able to play many of the sports/fitness games, since they involve running and jumping.

I know this isn't a fault of Kinect, and it's just a result of the games' designs, but I bet a lot of people haven't thought about that until it's too late and they've already made the purchase.
@DerkaDerpa: Same here. The video also stops before finishing.
Bad voice acting: √
Cheesy, cliché lines: √
Futuristic robots with a primary goal of destroying humans: √
Screaming while running and shooting: √
Protagonists putting themselves in danger by entering the line of fire: √
Crotch shot: √
Ridiculous ammo reload: √
Enemies with terrible aim: √
Sassy black character: √

You've got a solid list going so far, Sega. Don't give up now!
"The League" on FX has a great take on "SPUNK".

[www.hulu.com]
@Otis M. Whiitaker: One theory is that blackmailing Joe Crackhead for a million dollars wouldn't be a very lucrative strategy. Blackmailing a celebrity would be.

I completely understand your point, though. It's an entirely valid one. Celebrities do get treated differently, and sometimes that leads to unfair favoritism.
@Denvori: I completely hear that. Do you have any examples? I'm not being a wise-ass... I'm genuinely interested.
@arionfrost: Like I said, I don't judge those who do it. I just don't wanna hear "why it's okay". Too many people think that they're special and the rules don't apply to them.

To anyone who thinks they have a valid justification: picture yourself saying that same thing to the authorities, and if it wouldn't hold up, it's a dumb argument.

Pirate: Please, Mr. FBI, you have to understand... I wasn't going to buy it anyway!

FBI Agent: Oh, well why didn't you say so? You're free to go.
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